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Derry Girls Appreciation Week | Day Three | A Dynamic You Love ➝ Erin and James

derry girls appreciation week ↳ day one: favourite character → james maguire

I was at my cousin’s house for a family barbecue and she shushed us all bc her neighbor ‘The Captain’ was walking by with a dog, and he was just some skinny guy with a long ponytail and a captain’s hat walking an irish wolfhound so we all like ‘what’s the big deal’ but she told us to wait and then like ten minutes later he passed again on his way back to his house but he just…had a different dog. it was like a cocker spaniel. she said every day he leaves the house with the wolfhound and comes back with the tiny dog and she’s never seen them get returned either way. she can never find out where he walks to. shes been watching him for years. my family was freaking the fuck out one of my other cousins looked like he was about to have an aneurysm.  

This is comedy gold

#Both the dogs can shapeshift but they shapeshift into the same guy#so they have to take turns when they go out together

clearly the only logical explanation

Orla’s gotten really into step aerobics. Her instructor says she’s a natural, says she has what it takes to go all the way. All the way in step aerobics?

Bonus:

got married to the king, became the one who survived. i’ve told you about my life, the final wife. but why should that story be the one i have to sing about just to win? i’m out. that’s not my story, there’s so much more. remember that I was a writer; i wrote books, and psalms, and meditations, fought for female education so all my women could independently study scripture, i even got a woman to paint my picture. why can’t I tell that story? ‘cause in history i’m fixed as one of six, and without him… i disappear. 

james looking at erin (✿◠‿◠)

But there was a cheetah on the beach one time.  (That was a greyhound, Orla.)  I know what I saw.

“Yeah, she might be a dick, but she’s my dick!” “Actually, she’s our dick!”

Orla saw it too. Orla is easily led. Thank you, aunt Mary.