Tusan, jag har visst glömt mina nycklar. I labbet.

yay i got a job! *moves the “one more hour of work GF” image back into my favorites folder*

for anyone confused:

#this does not fill me with confidence

yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears

[id: a tweet that reads “one time at a party i kissed someone’s girlfriend and to make sure he wasn’t mad about it i just kissed him too...i blacked out and woke up to a text in a groupchat with both of them that said “did u make it home safe baby? ❤️”. The user has been blacked out. /end id]

game manual in the 90s describing an enemy type: this bionic baddie has three arms and a nasty attitude. don’t get too close to his laser cutters or you’ll catch this big boy’s burn!

the monster:

Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka: 1914-1923

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

yeah i have worms in my brain. and theyre having wicked sex in there