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Xe/Xir |There are so many different titles i could use. | I'm fucking queer.| Exclusionists and TERFS are not welcome here.| Writer, Artist
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About Me

My name’s Ella, I’m an adult, my pronouns are xe/xir. I'm aroace and gendervoid. I’m an artist and writer. I tend to have a queue going so stuff will be posted at all hours. I'm beginning to post about my own work and ocs, and will tag those. Asks are welcome

Current WIPS

INFERNO: A supernatural western, following a lone gunslinger seeking revenge for his murdered family, to the point where he forgets to focus on his new one.

(This world also comprises some short stories and another novel, INHERITANCE, a gothic horror/noir about a private detective trying to outrun a generations-deep curse)

MAW OF THE DEEP: Low flintlock fantasy. A group of pirates seeking supernatural treasure, and an end to occupation of their home by an empire across the sea.

DEMONBANE: Coming of age/urban fantasy. A young demon hunter leaves her order to go home, and ends up entangled in a demonic war thats been brewing for centuries. In doing so, she has to also help her own people make a new course from their current destructive path.

THELIA: low fantasy. Chronicles several different groups headed towards a singular point and includes

  • FOOLS LAUREL, following the servants of a corrupt king for several years as they attempt to survive the bloodthirsty nobility of Banovo
  • GLADIATOR, following the warlord heir of the kingdom of Valdna and a young peasant boy as they fight for their lives as prisoners of war in an Aurelian arena
  • IRON UNBREAKABLE, following an Aurelian military general, the high priestess he's married to, and their king seeking to conquer the entire continent of Thelia.
  • DEAD GOD, the culmination of these three threads.

Fanfiction on AO3

CRAWL OUT THROUGH THE FALLOUT: Delilah Edwards, a veteran of the army, wakes up in a Vault 200 years after the bombs dropped. She has to contend with both the monsters on the surface, and her own demons, as she searches the Commonwealth to find her son; and in the process, creates a united front against the threats this new world holds.

NEW VEGAS: Courier 6, or Marshal Cigarra as he later learns, hunts down what others assume are his enemies. However, he isn’t interested in bloodshed, instead seeking to heal the Mojave wasteland as best he can. After all, he’s a doctor first, the king of Vegas second.

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mini-wrants

A woman went viral for being turned down for a next interview for a role, she asks the recruiter what she did wrong, the recruiter tells her they were “concerned about her lack of effort in her appearance.”

She explains she wore a freshly ironed blazer with a collared top. Her nails were painted a professional beige. She got a blowout for her hair, so a professional style. She had on subdued gold earrings.

The only thing she wasn’t wearing was makeup; she states she really doesn’t wear makeup, and only had chapstick on, as her skin is sensitive. Her lawyer mother has already explained she has no legal case against the company for any type of gender-based discrimination.

Just in case anyone wants to ask why feminists still refer to the “pink tax” or rail against more and more elaborate makeup trends being pushed on girls and women.

Women being punished socially for not wearing makeup is still a feminist issue.

Little girls being taught by TikTok at 10 and 12 that they have to have a “beat face” or a “snatched body” to be adequately feminine will go on to become recruiters and HR employees and managers in a decade.

We already know that women who don’t wear makeup are discriminated against in interviews. The next generation of interviewers were raised by Sephora and Ulta; it’s going to get worse, not better, unless there’s a concentrated campaign on breaking the connection between makeup+professionalism.

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Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor

I would like everyone to know that vulture vomit is very stinky. It smells of rotting flesh and they use it to drive away predators

Direct action

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wbicepuppy

hey, at least have a picture of the American vultures doing this, not eurasian/african vultures, they are very different creatures!

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kyriolex

Apparently vultures are protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, so there is nothing ICE can do about this except politely try to shoo the birds away.

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meow-moment

So gods finally stopped fucking around and started with the Omens huh

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vvitchgender

I think it’s incredibly fucked how capitalism discourages learning for learning’s sake. People will have interests they’ve spent years researching then say it’s “useless knowledge” bc it didn’t go towards a college degree and isn’t part of their job. Learning is never useless! Your brain is growing and developing throughout your whole life! People would never have epiphanies or sudden lightening strikes of creativity if they weren’t learning new things! That goes double for topics like science, politics, and history, which inform your understanding of the world you live in!

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I think a lot of like discourse of what to focus on with this or that thing gets the end goal and things to ease newcomers into your ideas confused with each other.

Like yes perhaps the end goal is to get UBI going but if your Uncle Jerry is currently struggling with the concept of taxes maybe get him to understand the cost of road maintenance first before you start trying to get him onboard with free preschool.

Also just because someone is explaining the concept of taxes to Uncle Jerry doesn’t mean they don’t believe in free childcare.

Yes those ramps are for people with mobility aids. Able bodied moms with strollers can manage. But if you hear your neighbor Jessica complaining about how hard it is to get on the sidewalk with a stroller that can be an opening to be like ugh right and my sister can’t even get her walker up there either

Like yeah there’s other things more important to focus on but now you’ve got Jessica thinking about accessibility and she’s very good at writing angry letters to the city council.

Also I got my family to be politically anti-car by showing them cool technology like Dutch pedestrian-centric crossing lights and trolley busses because they’re people that are into neat technology and motors and things like that. The angry politics came later. Now they even take the bus once in a while in the car-centric city they live in.

Obviously neat little fun facts about crossing lights aren’t the end all be all of being politically anti-car but it’s a fun icebreaker for the right kind of person. And you shouldn’t assume that better crossing lights are my end goal just because I open with that.

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ganondorf

abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

i hope it's okay to add this because i think it hits the nail directly on the head

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dsudis

Honestly, it's like picking up a book and saying "I know all these words, I can type, I could have written this" like there's no middle step between the technical ability and the finished work.

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Mundane America. Broken pole with rope and an American Flag. Cincinnati, Ohio.

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gaslampsglow

Wait.  Wait.

Wait.

I know that telephone pole.

I know that telephone pole intimately because I’m the one who broke it.

Thats the pole next to Sycamore Jr. High, in between the jr high school and Pipkins, where I had my second car accident.  A woman t-boned my car and drove me into that pole in 2008 and it took them years to actually take it down.

That black metal pole you see just beyond the broken phone pole is a “Now Leaving/Welcome To Blue Ash, Ohio” sign, visible at 5520 Cooper Road on google maps.

(the flag is there, btw, because its the starting point for the Blue Ash/Montgomery July 4th parade.)

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nehirose

The internet is so staggeringly immense that I can’t help but be disproportionately delighted when things like this happen.

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This praying mantis standing its ground 

The thing about this that absolutely kills me is the person operating the excavator is gently trying to shoo the mantis away with the giant machine and the mantis is still trying to pick a fight with it

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melodyquill

Demolition man: shoo, I don’t want to hurt you

Preying Mantis: THAT’S WHAT A FUCKIN WIMP WOULD SAY, FIGHT ME GERALD

wait how fucking big is that thing

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mc1303

mantis can get p big my friend

the bigger they are the more fire in their souls

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froody

If EVERYBODY in your life hates your significant other then they are the problem. If it is one or two people like a family member you have a turbulent relationship with and one friend who’s always been kind of jealous, maybe they just hate your success. But most of the time that is not the case and the people who are closest to you and love you and have had your back for years probably know when your new relationship is toxic and/or doomed.

“My friends don’t talk to me anymore because of my boyfriend.” Who do you talk to now, other than him?

YES. A MILLION TIMES YES.

Inverse also true! If your partner dislikes most of the people you are close to or gets really pouty about you spending some time with them and keeping in touch, that's a huge red flag.

If you don't have people over anymore or don't take your partner places because your partner's behavior is embarrassing or noxious, something is very very wrong.

So this is crystal clear to me now, in hindsight because, y'know.. But also add on to that list 'I don't want to talk about my relationship with my nearest and dearest because I feel like I have to defend it' is also something to look out for.

This. Listen to this. Listen to yourself. If you don't do things because your partner laughs at you, that's a problem. If you find yourself hiding the perfectly normal (and/or silly) things you find fun because your partner won't support you, that's a problem. If your partner dismisses your fun, your worries, your anxieties, your affections, it's all a fucking problem. It's hindsight for me, too. I crushed so much of myself because clearly I was the dumb, silly, pointless one. But guess what? If your partner says they'll be home by midnight and they're not, and you text them to ask if they're okay, that's not unreasonable. That's caring about the person you're with who worries about you and loves you. I have been crushed and crushed and crushed into such a small container for so long I'm practically rootbound but goddamn it I'm done and I'm trying.

Listen to your friends. Listen to your family. Listen to yourself.

Listen to your friends.

Listen to your family.

Listen to yourself.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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