FC Bayern USA

4 may 2019

niko, dusting off his scrapbook set and renewing his gettyimages account, sweating and grumbling to himself:

“if this still doesn’t get through to those idiots i don’t know what will”

Bayern and Dortmund aren’t battling for the league title, they’re battling for the title of “who can clown the most”

no but these are ACTUAL CHILDREN that beat cl giants first madrid now juve, ajax’s captain is a 19 year old KID AND SCORED THE GOAL THAT PUT HIS TEAM IN THE SEMI FINALS OF THE CL LAST TIME THEY DID THAT HE WASNT EVEN BORN YET!!!!!!!! LET THEM DREAM ON LET THEM REACH THE FINAL LET THEM WIN THE CL!!!!!!!!!!!

Juventus were favourites to win the Champions League because they had Ronaldo …. WELL Ajax had different plans honey

Ajax, about Real Madrid: Wanna see me knock out a big team for the fun of it?

Ajax, about Juventus:

“sorry, what again? honestly, i was a bit distracted by your voice because i know it from the international matches i’ve watched as a young boy”

I do NOT have anxiety but wHY DO I RELATE TO THE SYMPTOMS SO OFTEN its WEIRD

I DO ALL OF THESE HELP

kimmichs baby gonna be scream all day long, like father like baby yk