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CAN WE GET ONE BILLION LIKES

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my name is challenge mcgee and i'm here to challenge you to a fuck-off
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Chapter 4 of "Bridging the Gap" is out now!

Work Summary: Krobus’s peaceful life with the farmer, Fern, is upended when Fern leaves to run errands one day and doesn’t come back. After days of waiting, Krobus finally leaves the farm to find them, braving dangerous places and potentially hostile humans. Along the way, he must grapple with his identity and confront his past, all while racing to find Fern before there’s nothing left to find.

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Chapter 3 of Bridging the Gap out now!

Work Summary: Krobus’s peaceful life with the farmer, Fern, is upended when Fern leaves to run errands one day and doesn’t come back. After days of waiting, Krobus finally leaves the farm to find them, braving dangerous places and potentially hostile humans. Along the way, he must grapple with his identity and confront his past, all while racing to find Fern before there’s nothing left to find.

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bearofohu

demetrius: can someone do something about the catfish having nasty reproductive sex in the lake :(

pam: oughg i wannab get FFUCKEDD up on them potaters

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lillagrim
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relelvance

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

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piedude

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

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teeth--king

I am that type of guy who gets anxious over asking out video game characters haha, so it took ages for me to actually marry the digital book man despite maxing his heart soon after giving him the bouquet. Silly little art time to sooth my sick heart. Also decided to change up Wolfe's hair, just gonna say he cut it for their wedding.

Also sorry to Elliott my man, one of my cows gave birth the first night he was on the farm. I can imagine that would be something...

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Imagine this: you tell your coworker you're going to see a new comedian tonight. He replies that he loves that guy because he "says what we're all thinking!" You go to the show, now reluctant. The comedian's set is entirely about how much they want to fuck and suck their coworkers. What are you gonna do the next day? You gonna live? You gonna die?

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when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

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