@kissing-men / kissing-men.tumblr.com
My mom sent this to me and i’m howling
NOT ANTHOROPOLOGY AND WHOLE FOODS 😂🤣😂🤣
💀💀💀 a mood
“Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad, because that family ‘s enjoying a picnic in the park, while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry?
Well, this is a great time to try...”
I have Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria, or as i like to call it, People Hate Me Disease
Me @ myself anytime I open my mouth:
baz: and im hopelessly in love with him
people who read fangirl and knew carry on was about snowbaz:
Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
Is this the same artist who made the original for this
how women actually are
OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD
mother fuckin macys sale
Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:
I have a physical need to reblog this every time.
If I ever fail to reblog this, please assume I’m dead and act accordingly.
I love this
most stories about supernatural entities working with humans portray the supernatural entity as either a stuffy asshole with a superiority complex, or a clumsy idiot whose lack of familiarity with human culture and utilities is played for laughs, or a combination of the two, but what i really want to see for once is a simple buddy/family comedy dynamic. that’s all.
angel: wait, so you only have TWO eyes? and you use just those two to see all eleven dimensions AND (list of colors that don’t exist in the human language)? that must be SO exhausting. i’m impressed.
human: uh, no. i can’t see any of those things. just objects within the visible light spectrum. and i’m short-sighted, so even that depends on how far they are away from me.
angel: *nodding sympathetically* my cousin raziel is colorblind too
human: everyone has tried to sing all the parts of bohemian rhapsody on their own at the same time at least once in their life
eldritch monster: what, like it’s hard? *unhinges all 7 of their jaws to perform a pitch-perfect rendition of queen’s bohemian rhapsody (including the instrumentals)*
human: *softly* holy shit
Am i gay because i’m obsessed with greek mythology or am i obsessed with greek mythology because i’m gay? Tune in next week to find out
I have become known at my library as the dude who knows how to deal with computers. I’m not in IT, and I don’t know shit about hardware, but I’m pretty good at figuring out what is causing an error, or how to perform a task in a specific program.
I have also joked repeatedly that all I really need to do is stand near one of the student computers in the library and it’ll start working again. I’ve no idea why, but for some reason errors that happen repeatedly just go away whenever I come to look at the computer.
Last week, I helped a student who was having issues with his laptop. Multiple programs had frozen, but he hadn’t saved his paper, and luckily I was able to get it working long enough for him to save three straight days of work that he otherwise would’ve lost. It’s worth noting that I spent most of the time I was trying to fix it whispering, “C’mon, baby, work with me” at his computer, because… just because, okay. It’s what I do, it works, don’t question it.
Anyway, I was around late at work last night, waiting for my ride, when the student worker came back to my office and said there was a small group of students looking for me, and could I give them a hand even though I was off the clock?
Sure, why not.
I came out to find a group of six students, including the guy I helped last week, at a table clustered around one laptop. I rolled up, said, “Hey, what can I help you with?”, and the guy said, “Can you just hang out here for a second?”
Sure, my dude. I’m off the clock, I’m listening to a podcast, I can chill at a table with your group until my ride shows up, if you want.
So I spend some time flipping through my phone, only half paying attention, figuring they’re finishing something up and they’ll ask their question as soon as they’re done. But after a minute, the guy says, “It worked!” and there was a chorus of excitement from the rest of the group. They all thanked me, and excused themselves to go back to class.
Turns out they had a group presentation, and the laptop they were trying to present from had froze up on them. Not knowing what to do, this guy apparently told his group there was a computer wizard in the library, and that merely being in my presence might be enough to fix it. To be fair, he… was not wrong.
I just find it delightful that this has become such A Thing that students are now seeking me out. Not to ask a question, or get some help, but just to stand near their device and share my mythical computer-fixing aura. It’s like being a terribly benign cryptid.
You’re the Installation Wizard’s cousin
I'm just going to post percy jackson tik toks now
Shaggy got thicc
I feel like you people have zero understanding of what thicc actually is but a post about Shaggy is not the place for this discourse
No we are fucking doing this here. @thedivinepineapple
There is no thicc anything here. Wherever you thought the definition of thicc applied to this, slap the person who made you think that and then yourself.
Thicc shaggy is a religion
Thin body+giant tits =\= thicc
Those titties aint even big, what is that a 34 C lol please.
I’m…. Y'all are actually arguing over what thicc means on a shaggy post?!
Reblog if you have bigger tits than god
I CANNOT DEAL WITH YALL!! PLEASE SEEK THE LORD 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.
men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say
Men will see a mouse and eat it
No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.
A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer
Me, using PC: There’s nothing interesting on the big Internet.
Me, picking up phone: Let’s see what’s on the tiny Internet.
