date idea: we drink wine while a dilapidated mansion crumbles around us

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

Its actually so important to me

this made me emotional ;-;

kabutops stares death in the face

i’ll do you one sadder

THAT’S WORSE

That’s so much worse

Pokemon Heritage Post

you forgot the best part tho

(via @butchmuppet)

no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come

Viola the circus elephant didn't escape, she politely removed herself from an uncomfortable situation. role model to us all

"elephant runs loose through Montana downtown" she went for a WALK

i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

happy to announce that this post is at the top of the taylor swift tag, meaning this is the most widely shared opinion regarding Taylor on this website at the moment.

this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!

alternate ver

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week, folks!

@ the mutuals I don’t interact with a lot I love u and hope ur doing well

“Oh, dear, no! No roses!”

“But roses are traditional!”

“Does this couple seem like a rose couple- MARY PUT DOWN THE LILIES.”

“Does this couple seem

like a rose couple- MARY

PUT DOWN THE LILIES.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.