Avatar
Avatar
mcdolans

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

I want a doot doot

I’m gonna doot doot

Waiting my doot doot

I wanna doot doot

I want a doot doot

I call bs

Doot doot please.

Give me the doot doot?

I want a doot doot

I also want a doot doot

i doot want doot

please a doot doot

gimme gimme

Done this before but I need a doot doot today

gimme gimme gimme a doot doot before midnight

Avatar
xphntmhvx

i just wanna doot doot pretty please…

Bet. You won’t

Avatar
boyimtrash

I wanna see you doot doot it

I dont believe this for one second
Avatar
reblogged

Sirius Black Masterlist

updated 10/25/20

Series

  • Number 12 Grimmauld Place (ongoing)
  • staying in the local haunted house leads to no shortage of oddities and a surprising friendship with the owner and his dog

Oneshots

  • Company & Comfort
  • sirius asks to stay the night, and you find yourself as in love with him as ever
  • Playing the Game
  • sirius wants your attention, but he’s going to have to give a little to get
  • Le Mariage , L’Amour
  • sirius becomes your betrothed in an arranged marriage
  • Sweet Bakes
  • sirius finds you baking in the kitchens. a sweet friendship blooms in the Saturday afternoons spent together
  • Stolen Possessions
  • things of yours keep disappearing, and you find out why
  • Close Encounters
  • you keep running into Sirius, and it is never a pretty sight
  • The Painter and His Muse
  • what starts as a simple portrait painting becomes so much more
  • Tuesdays
  • you keep reliving the same day over and over again, so you figure ‘why not take advantage of it?’
  • The Uninvited Invitation
  • “how long have you been there?”
  • Stains and Smudges
  • soulmates all connect differently. you and yours share ink stains

Drabbles and Headcanons

(join my taglist here!)

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
jflemings

Rudolph ; oliver wood

warnings: light swearing, not proof read

authors note: first fic posted! i originally had a fred fic lined up but could’t get this idea out of my head. reader is in Gryffindor!

It was approaching christmas time and as per usual Hogwarts was all decked out with decor of all kinds, christmas songs playing, rich scents of cinnamon and fire and of course the snow that covered the campus every year.

It was utterly magical.

You had been on the Gryffindor quidditch team since your second year as a chaser and since then you had made it your mission for your team to dress christmas theme for your last game of the season before break. This year was no different.

The bag of charmed headbands swayed in your grip as you walked through the cold halls to find your teammates. Donned in your gryffindor quidditch sweater, school skirt and casual shoes you were practically skipping down the corridor while looking out to the snow covered courtyard. With your head in the clouds and your mind on the festivities coming up you were blissfully unaware of the pair of Weasleys that were currently barreling toward you before it was too late. 

Frantic hands made their way to grip your shoulders with anticipation before a female voice was booming down the stone halls, echoing directly to your direction. 

“y/n! please! you have to help us. We swear we didn’t mean it!” George’s voice filled your ears while he continued to duck behind you

“yeah honest! we had no clue that angie was walking our way!” fred flailed before hiding behind his twin who was hiding behind you. Before you had time to properly retaliate a fuming Angelina was heading straight for you and the boys. 

“You two have done it this time! do you know how long it takes me to wash my hair let alone style it exactly how i want it!? ugh! and we have a match this afternoon I’m not going to have enough time!” Angelina launched herself over your shoulder in an attempt to grab their shirts 

You were always somehow caught in the middle of the twins an angle’s antics. Moments before disaster struck the chasers wrists were caught in your hands.

“angie! go find hermione, she surely knows a spell to fix your hair. she has a spell for quite literally everything!” your face was soft as you spoke in an attempt to sooth evergrowing temper. She took a deep breath in and out and nodded to you, giving you the okay to let her go the twins still making the effort to stay behind you where they thought they were safe. 

Once Angelina had stalked off to go and find the young witch you turned around to face the pair of freckled faced fifth years with your hands on your hips, silently waiting for an explanation. 

George was the first to break. 

“y/n we swear on our own graves that the slimey slugs were’t meant for her! we swear!” the younger twin pleaded

“please don’t tell Mcgonagall! or wood! oh for the love of merlin and mum’s apple pie please don’t tell Oli anything”

at this point the pair of them were practically on their knees which is a sight your personally don’t see too often but unfortunately all good things must come to an end.

“truthfully boys as much as i would love to stand here and have you beg on your knees for my forgiveness I have things to do today, starting off by giving you two the prop for this year’s last game!” the enthusiasm practically seething off you as you rummage through the bag to find the two matching headbands you had organised for the boys.

“like every other year, identical and charmed to stay on all game: just how you liked it.” 

the pair beamed at you and gratefully took them from your hands 

“you two would’t have to know where golden boy is, do you? i want to give him his now before he gets too in ‘in the mode’ for this afternoon” 

the twins looked at each other thoughtfully “we saw him in the great hall before running into you. he was alone and kind of just minding his own business so you should get to that asap” Fred answered, proping his arm up on his other half’s shoulders. 

George was trying to get a peak inside the bag you were still holding, probably to try to see which headpiece you had picked to sit on top of your captain’s head for the game. 

“Say, y/n, what do you have dear ol’ oliver wearing this year? trying to see who’s the favourite” 

Fred lightly scoffed “C’mon Georgie, you and I both know who the favourite is” 

Although he wore a playful smirk and his tone was half joking he was right. The twins, along with literally everyone else, knew exactly who your favourite was but it’s not like you made any proper effort to hide it. As you got older, the less care you had about exposing your own feelings to the whole school. You had become shamelessly flirtatious with your captain with him often returning the comments; despite this you never did truly understand where exactly you stood with oliver. you knew he liked you but you did’t know the extent of it or if he only had eyes for you. 

you went along with fred nonetheless.

“yeah sorry, G you know who’s first place in my book” you said confidently while pulling out a set of antlers and a bright red nose. The twins stood dumbfounded before snickering.

“he won’t wear that” fred said flat out 

“hmm not too sure about that my dear brother”

“you have more of a chance of Georgie here landing a date with Angelina than you do getting wood to actually wear that on the pitch against Slytherin”

you smirked wickedly and turned on your heel “you, my dear friend, are going to be proven wrong”

*****

okay so Fred wasn’t that wrong.

“Oli pleasee, we do it every year” you dramatically drew out 

currently, you were sat straddling the seat whilst looking at oliver infront of you who was running over the drills out in front of him. He looked up from his parchment at you and tilted his head 

“l/n I’m not wearing antlers and a bright red nose to a quidditch game! i probably won’t be able to play”

you huffed but refused to give up the fight.

“they’re charmed to stay on through the whole game so you can play AND they will bring you extra good luck while we’re out there” you exclaimed as you picked up the red nose from the table and began fiddling with it. Oliver looked from your hands to your face and sighed.

“what do you mean ‘good luck’” he raised an eyebrow at you with curiosity laced in his words, almost like he wanted to believe you. You grinned.

“Because your favourite chaser is giving you them of course!” the grin etched upon your face somehow widened at the sight of a slight tinge of rose pink dusting the keeper’s cheeks. 

This prompted an eyeroll and a sigh escaping his lips. “just because you’re the favourite doesn’t mean I’m wearing a nose” your ears perked at the unexpected response you just got and you leaned in closer to his face.

“So i am the favourite, huh?” the smirk gracing your lips was cocky yet it flattered when he turned to look at you.

His honey coloured eyes drifted from your eyes to your mouth and back to your eyes “you know damn well you’re the favourite” 

You felt as though a whole zoo had been let lose in your stomach and the soft smile that then graced your lips was the only tell sign of that. You did know, of course. Everyone did. But it’s not like he’d ever said it out loud and if he had it certainly wasn’t to you or while you were around. 

“But you aren’t getting me in that headband and nose” 

your head dropped before throwing it back dramatically “Oliver wood you are going to look like a fool if you’re the only one on the team without a costume” 

“then i’ll look like a fool, darling” the smug smile off his face never left until he watched you get up and walk out of the great hall to go and find the remainder of your team, leaving behind the costume for him on the table. He smiled softly to no one but himself before returning back to what he was doing.

*****

Lunch time had rolled around and you were sat with Lee and the twins discussing the match you were set to play in less than few hours with wood nowhere to be found. You found yourself pushing your food around your plate with your fork in an effort to think of another way to get oliver to wear the stupid antlers. It was only one match for crying out loud! you were all going to look like idiots anyway so why not join in.

Your train of thought was broken when Lee Jordan had directed the topic of coversation away from the match and onto you and oliver.

“y/n would so make the first move are you kidding? I love wood as much as the next guy but all the quidditch going on in his head has surely been a distraction from his plan about how he’s gonna plant one on y/n” Lee was confident in his answer and Fred agreed 

you looked up from the miserable plate of food infront of you to hear george speak 

“oliver is as dense as a doorknob when it comes to his feelings for y/n. if they were gonna kiss he would just do it as a spur of the moment kind of thing, no think just do and hope for the best.” he shrugged as he spoke through potatoes while waving his fork about, angelina and katie agreeing by his side. Then they all turned to you.

“We haven’t kissed, if that’s what you are silently asking” you dropped your fork with a clank “but since we’re talking about it, I would be the one to make the first move, no questions asked” the smirk on your face was triumphant and Fred and Lee high five you from over the table.

“Let’s make a bet then” George piped up “five galleons to me if Wood makes the first move or five galleons to Lee if y/n makes the first move”. He scanned your group looking for a sign of protest before shaking on it with lee 

“Don’t lose me those five galleons, y/n” Lee complained.

you shifted in your seat and gave him a thumbs up and the best smile you could muster while eating food. All you had to do was think of how you could get wood to wear that darn costume and then give him a big ol’ kiss, no worries at all.

*****

It was go time. 

The whole team was ready to fly, charmed headbands and new plays were ready to go but your fearless captain was no where to be seen. 

Anyone who knew oliver knew that he lived and breathed all things qudditch and now with such an important game about to start he was no where to be found. nonetheless, the team was lined up with angelina filling in as captain for now because it seemed you didn’t have one at the minute.

this made you unbelievably nervous, so much so that you felt like you were about to pass out and if it wasn’t for the twins and their antics you might’ve been on a one way trip to the hospital wing right now. 

“do ya reckon oli is dead? because I mean why else would he be late to a match against Slytherin?” fred deadpanned while george stood behind him snickering to no one in particular.

you had momentarily thought about fred’s statement simply because you really couldn’t think of any other reason why oliver wouldn’t be here 2 minutes before you were set to fly. Your hands were now starting to lightly cramp around your broom and you were beginning to nervous sweat despite winter being right around the corner; internally you were an absolute shitshow. volcanoes were erupting in the depths of your stomach and your heart was hammering against your ribcage and the only thing that was on your mind was where the hell was oli?.

As if the gods above had heard your question one frantic keeper donned in red and gold came barrelling through the change rooms and you swear on your own grave you had never felt so much relief in your life. 

“sorry I’m so late! I lost track of the time and was trying to find something important” oliver apologised 

walking through your team his hand found your shoulder and he leant into your ear “can’t have all my reindeers losing their way because they don’t have a Rudolph” 

looking up at him, he sent you a cheeky wink while putting the nose and antlers on his head before returning to his rightful place in the front and centre. 

“You guys know what to do, let’s stomp on some snakes” the confidence oozing from his voice was indescribable. the way he spoke was powerful and reckless yet when he turned to look at you over his shoulder the facade dropped when he began to speak softly “Hope my favourite chaser is ready to win” 

a warm smile graced your lips “always, captain” 

*****

The sheer determination and house pride coming from the stands was overbearing. the screams, cheers, house war cries and encouragement made the desire to win even stronger than before. You, Angelina and Alicia were flying laps around Slytherin; your teamwork unmatched as you continued to set up and score goals for your friends. Fred and George were on their A-game. their aim had improved tremendously since last season with them becoming more coordinated to make sure you and the girls were able to score all you needed. Oliver was so focused on the opposing team and their chasers that you were certain he was unaware of the close score right now. It was 100-110 with Gryffindor taking the lead. all harry had to do was catch the snitch.

He had spotted it and now was neck and neck with malfoy. they were flying dangerously close to the stands where screaming students were situated. this was going to be the closest game you had had in a while. 

Just as Alicia had set up a goal for you to score harry caught the snitch and your whole team hollered at the outcome of the game.

“YES! GET IN HARRY!” George had yelled at the top of his lunch while Fred and Alicia laughed in delight at the sight of George almost falling off his broom. 

You flew over to an exhausted looking Angleina and did your best to pull her into a hug mid air 

“You were amazing Angie! absolutely brilliant! the hard work payed off!” you praised your close friend and the two of you made your way to the ground where students had begun piling off the stands but there was only one person you wanted to see down there.

The sound of your broom hitting the grass could be heard by the people around you when you caught sight of oliver hopping off of his broom. You ran to him and flung your tired arms around his neck with him instantly returning the favour  as his arms held a tight grip on your waist. 

“Oli we did it! everything that you drilled into us payed off, all the early morning training, that staying up into the early hours of the morning, all of it! every single bit!” you exclaimed and pulled away to get the first proper look at him that whole afternoon. His smile was splitting his face in half and for the first time in a while it felt like the two of you were the only ones in the world. 

One of his hands moved from your waist and up your back to grip your shoulder from behind before he dipped you and gave you the most passionate kiss you had ever gotten.

it felt like the twins had let a bunch of fireworks loose in your stomach, his neck felt hot under the touch of your calloused hands and his lips melted perfectly with yours. The both of you pulled away for breath, still not breaking eye contact.

“If I get this lucky every time I wear these stupid antlers I might as well glue them to my head” he half heartedly laughed at himself while continuously ignoring everyone around you who had now decided to pay attention.

Lee’s voice rang out over the microphone.

“Y/N! I thought i told you to not lose me those five galleons” he groaned while George grinned in triumph 

Oliver, who still had you dipped but was now looking up at lee, looked back down at you “you placed a bet on our kiss?” he quizzed you while an eyebrow raised.

all you could do was laugh and feel your heart swell in your chest 

“sorry, love. but i was fairly confident that our first kiss was going to be my doing” you smirked and grabbed his face pulling him in for yet another kiss.

Christmas had certainly come early this year. 

Avatar
reblogged

This is your daily reminder that a character x oc story shouldn’t be tagged as a character x reader okay I don’t wanna read some story about Bethany dating my dream person I wanna read about me dating my dream person

I can’t explain how many times I’ve seen a story in the x reader tag and I’m reading the summary, decide I wanna read it, and find out I can’t even place myself in the story sheneineidiejeiwis it’s upsetting

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Avatar
Avatar
jackalopiel

100 good questions to ask your friends at 4:02 am when you can’t sleep (can also function as an asks list)

  1. Are you bothered by your cosmic insignificance?
  2. Do you mourn for a place or person you’ve never known?
  3. Do you really think there is somebody for everybody?
  4. Do you place any value in gender roles?
  5. Do you have to be related to be family?
  6. Are your platonic relationships just as valuable as romantic or family ones?
  7. Are you in love? Do you want to be?
  8. Do you think you can put love into categories (family, platonic, romantic, etc.) or is it just one general sensation?
  9. Would you be happy with a life without romance? 
  10. Are you always going to be a little in love with somebody?
  11. Would you change your appearance if you could?
  12. Do you have the feeling you’ve lost something you might have had in another life - whether it be a person, a place, a world, a language, etc.?
  13. Do you believe in reincarnation?
  14. Would you want to be reincarnated?
  15. Do you think you’re special, or just another person amongst billions? Can you be both?
  16. Do theoretical ethical debates have any value? Is it important people discuss ethical dilemmas, e.g. the trolley problem?
  17. Did you have imaginary friends? Do you still have them?
  18. Are you religious? Do you think your religion is ‘correct’?
  19. If you aren’t religious, do you wish you were? Why?
  20. Do you want a grand adventure?
  21. Do you have somebody, whether it be a friend or stranger, who you think you could have loved if the circumstances were different?
  22. How long does it take you to fall in love with somebody?Is the sensation of ‘falling in love’ or ‘being in love’ better?
  23. Is love about convenience or something more? Can it be about both?
  24. Do you think you really understand your gender and sexuality?
  25. How fluid is your concept of gender and sexuality?
  26. What’s the most life-changing choice you’ve made so far?
  27. Are you afraid of growing old?
  28. Would you want to live forever? How about for a billion years, a million, a millennium, a century?
  29. Do you believe in some form of god/s?
  30. Are your choices fated or of your own free will?
  31. Do you have a hunch about how you’re going to die?
  32. Do you believe in star signs?
  33. How old do you have to be to be considered an adult?
  34. Was your childhood happy?
  35. What are you missing from your life?
  36. Have you ever met someone who had a very similar personality to your own? Did you get along?
  37. Do opposites attract?
  38. Is your life what you expected it would be five years ago?
  39. Do you know what you want out of life?
  40. What makes a person ‘good’? Are you a ‘good person’?
  41. What fundamentally matters do you?
  42. Is freewill an illusion?
  43. Do you create art? How do you define art?
  44. How often do you lie? Is all lying inherently bad? Are you generally truthful?
  45. Do you want to be remembered after your death? What for?
  46. Is true world peace ever possible?
  47. Do you have to suffer to truly understand the human condition? What is the human condition? How can you really experience it?
  48. Are you free? Will you ever be? Can anyone be truly free?
  49. Do you hold yourself to higher standards than you hold others?
  50. What do you expect from a friend or partner?
  51. What question could you ask to find out the most about a person?
  52. Do you justify all your beliefs or have you just inherited/absorbed some?
  53. Which beliefs do you have that is most likely to be wrong?
  54. Can human really understand the complete nature of the universe, space and time?
  55. Is a conscious what makes someone a person?
  56. What do you think about artificial intelligence?
  57. Do you thinks humans are obsessed with escapism (books, video games, movies, etc.)? Are you looking for an escape? Do you think that’s a bad thing?
  58. Are we eventually going to ‘run out’ of new combinations for music, art, language, etc.? Is there a limit to human creativity?
  59. What do you think the next era of music will be like?
  60. What do you think the next era of fashion will be like?
  61. Do we live in tumultuous times, or do they just seem so strange because we’re living in them?
  62. Would you want to meet a clone of yourself? Would you like them?
  63. How confident are you, really?
  64. How consistent is your perception of time?
  65. What age should people be allowed to vote? Should children and teenagers be allowed to vote?
  66. How do you feel about the idea ‘an eye for an eye’?
  67. What’s the worse thing a person can be?
  68. How do you feel about monogamy?
  69. Can you be in love with someone and still fall in love with someone else?
  70. What’s the tragedy of your life?
  71. Would your life make a good play?
  72. Should people be prosecuted for crimes that weren’t considered crimes at the time?
  73. Would you fight for your country? Do you feel a sense of loyalty to your nation?
  74. Do you believe in gender equality in every aspect?
  75. Do we have a moral obligation to care for others? To what extent?
  76. Do you crave approval and/or praise?
  77. Is there comedy in all tragedy and tragedy in all comedy?
  78. Are you ever going to be satisfied?
  79. When you are sad, do you listen to music that conveys your emotions or music that makes you happy?
  80. Is your music organised by mood or sensation or do you just listen to everything at any time?
  81. Would you marry a friend if they needed you to (e.g. for citizenship)?
  82. Are you a deep person?
  83. Given the chance to live your life on Mars, with no hope of returning to Earth but with the promise of scientific discovery and glory, would you take it?
  84. Are you who people think you are?
  85. Do you think you would be happier if you had been born a different gender, sexuality, race, ethnicity, nationality or religion?
  86. What’s your toxic trait? Are you trying to improve yourself and fix it?
  87. Do you anger easily?
  88. Are you a jealous person?
  89. If you lost all your memories, would you have the same personality?
  90. Given the chance to reset your life (with none of the knowledge you currently have), would you take it?
  91. Is hate as strong as love? Who do you hate?
  92. Do you speak multiple languages? Which do you dream in? What language would you want to learn?
  93. Do you draw meaning from your dreams, or do you disregard them?
  94. How would you describe yourself when you love? Do you love forcefully, unconditionally, gently, quietly, desperately?
  95. Is unrequited love real love?
  96. Is your perception of yourself similar or the same to how others perceive you?
  97. Are you overly analytical?
  98. Do you ever feel that you are really a terrible person, and only act good out of societal or some other obligation?
  99. Do you believe in magic? Are you superstitious?
  100. What belief do you have that isn’t logically grounded, but you still firmly believe in?
Avatar
Avatar
rattlegore

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
arandomdump

Fic Recs

* - Angst (prepare your hearts)

♡ - personal favourites

(this is still uncompleted and unedited, so some warnings may not be there just yet)

Harry Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

James Potter

The Marauders

Harry Potter

George Weasley

Fred Weasley 

Draco Malfoy

Marvel

Steve Rodgers

Bucky Barnes

Peter Parker 

Tony Stark 

Supernatural

Dean Winchester

Random Loves

Harry Styles

Niall Horan

Chris Evans

Kylo Ren

Ransom Drysdale

Thomas Shelby

Spencer Reid

Avatar
reblogged

Fic Recs - 2.5k Celebration

Just a collection of fics I’ve read recently that I loved and would love for you all to check out (if you haven’t already!) I know this is ridiculously long, I understand that, but I really wanted to get a good spread of different authors for you all to try. I hope you all like! All fic recs are under the cut! These are all for characters I read.

Avatar

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

no white gay will reblog this

no white lgb person will reblog this

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this

bitterbearsf

My apologies to the original poster as I photo captured this post to add to the thread-I reposted this last year for pride and expect to repost it every year I have left-it’s our history people.

Avatar
internutter

Marsha P. Johnson allegedly died of suicide in 1992, and her death was never investigated. Even I, a mere prole, could catch the “she was murdered” vibes from the circumstances surrounding the discovery of her body.

Without a trans black woman, LGBT+ rights would not exist. Never forget. Never “pay it no mind”.

R E M E M B E R

Avatar
gamergoo

Hey this post is great and all but the continued erasure of Miss Major Griffin-Gracy and her role in the first riot at stonewall from posts like this is concerning. She is STILL ALIVE and it’s really frustrating to see people neglect her role or the fact that she’s trying to retire so uh. Here you go, donate to her

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.