The average bird on the shoulder experience for all to remember her by <3
For accuracy imagine a tiny mouth eating blueberries as loudly and wetly as possible 2 inches from your ear please and thank you.
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The average bird on the shoulder experience for all to remember her by <3
For accuracy imagine a tiny mouth eating blueberries as loudly and wetly as possible 2 inches from your ear please and thank you.
do i know you...?
Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
friday night <3
Some guy on Twitter had his wife go to the Columbia protests with a shirt that had “JEW” written on it in big letters and the video was the biggest flop bc he kept having to turn the camera around so that signs like “JEWS FOR A FREE PALESTINE” wouldn’t be in the shot.
"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there
Guy who’s only ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show watching his second movie with the word “horror” on the cover.
i mean . no shit?
so many areas have been un-wetlanded and we need to re-wet them. if there is an area that makes a big puddle for days every time it rains everyone wants to make a channel to make the water go away faster. but actually that solution creates muddy polluted water flowing rapidly into the streams. the real solution is to dig a wide shallow pit to become a pond and make the water hang out for longer so it can become the cattails' and rushes' home. make sure to make the edges a gradual slope so the frogs can get in easily btw
Opening 1 - Eizouken ni wa Te wo Dasu na!
Something that will help you cope with your frustration with society is knowing that trends exist on a swing set. Things will always swing one way to the furthest extreme before swinging back to the opposite extreme.
Look at pants. We got them tighter and tighter until they couldn't get any more tight, then swung back to JNKOs, then invented jeggings, and now we're back to baggy pants.
Shoes: Thin stilettos to wide chunky platforms to stilettos to platforms again. Nails. Eyelashes. Hair. As big as you can get them, as crazy as you can, then simple and tiny again, then back to big.
And every once in a while new technology is invented and we have to use it on absolutely everything, even if it's stupid, until we get annoyed with ourselves and cut it out.
Then once decade as a new one comes around we get delusions about Entering A New Age and get funky with it for a bit.
That's it. That's all. We're just going through the cycles.
This is about fashion because that is what I studied but it is *about* lots of things
Rubble of the Forgotten
have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was
All of this delights me to no end.
…I’m actually speechless.
I wasn’t looking for any information about railroads and now I’m left with that + knowledge about spaceships, Roman chariots and one (1) unexpected but welcome joke.
are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.
its ok if nows not a good time