Avatar

What We Wrote Podcast

@whatwewrotepodcast / whatwewrotepodcast.tumblr.com

What We Wrote Podcast is the hilarious journey of two burgeoning writers revisiting the dramatic, terrible writing of our past. Plus, we're just a couple of nerds who love nerdy stuff. Check us out at www.whatwewrotepodcast.com
Avatar

WIP Introduction - The Second Coming

Okay! Probably about time to actually introduce some of our writing projects, right?

The Second Coming Trilogy (Revelation, Anarchy, and The Second Coming)

What?

The Second Coming Trilogy is a modern fantasy set in Brooklyn, New York. Loosely based on the poem of the same name by W.B Yeats, it tells the story of a human girl and her two Fallen Angel allies as they attempt to prevent the second coming - the rising of the son of the devil to take his place on earth. Originally this was a YA story, but subsequent re-writes have landed on a more adult tone. We've been working on this story for well over 10 years, with many iterations. Once it was one book! But it got way too long and had to be split into three. We're currently doing edits and re-writes on book 2, Anarchy, and are querying publishers with book 1, Revelation.

Who?

The Main Cast

Merry: Merry is a human girl who was born with the Sight. This ability allows her to see through glamours and lies, but also often gets her into trouble. She's spent most of her life trying to ignore it and the things she sees, but one night she sees something she shouldn't have, and becomes embroiled in the hidden world of angels and demons. Merry is caucasian, dark brown hair and dark eyes, and has a slight, athletic build (she was a gymnast in her younger years). She's head strong, stubborn, and doesn't take kindly to being told what to do.

Ith: Ithuriel is a recently fallen arc angel. Once the Angel of Truth, Ithuriel fell prey to the sin of wrath and was thrown down from Heaven, his wings torn from his back and his divinity stripped away. Having been on earth for a mere few months, Ithuriel is still filled with his righteous desire to root out and punish evil wherever he finds it. He has been hunting the faction of Demons that Merry falls afoul of, and takes her under his wing to protect her. Ithuriel is 6'3, with a broad, strong build. He has fair skin and wavy golden hair, his features sculpted and harsh, and he has bright golden eyes, though he routinely glamours himself to look more human and less otherworldly.

Belial: Belial is also a Fallen, but he fell during the first great battle between the followers of Lucifer and those who remained true to Heaven. As such, Belial is a Prince of Hell, though he long since abandoned the regions of Hell to live on earth, where he has been for thousands of years. Belial walks a careful line between self preservation and his fondness for humanity, but his outlook on the world is grim and pessimistic. He's got tanned skin covered in a thousand years of scars, with deep maroon hair and eyes, and sculpted features just like Ithuriel's, though he is a little broader and stronger. Belial's glamours are particularly strong and there are few on earth who knows what he really looks like.

The Antagonists

Moloch: Moloch is a Duke of Hell and a Demon. Long corrupted by the evil in his heart, his physical being has become corrupted in the same way. One of the first lieutenants of the coming apocalypse, Moloch also runs a series of clubs throughout Brooklyn that cater to hardcore human clubbers amongst the demons who patronise them. To humans, Moloch is a thin, slight, suave middle aged white man with slicked back black hair and a pinstriped suit. To those who can See, he appears as a rotting skeleton, scraps of putrid flesh clinging to pitted bones.

Astoreth: Princess of Hell, Keeper of the Gate. Astoreth is the daughter of Lucifer, a creature of pure evil. She is the Princess of Hell, come to earth to pave the way for her brother. Astoreth is petty, proud, vain and cruel. Half snake, half woman, with long dark hair and skin that has an iridescent sheen, Astoreth is hunting Merry with all of her considerable resources, aware she could be the key to her plans.

Mammon: Son of Lucifer. Spoilers ;)

Avatar

writing is so amazing in the way we just invent things as they go, its all pure imagination, everything is "this happens because i think of it" no matter how unrealistic it is, we are creators of worlds, of people, of everything we think of,

just because we can

Avatar
Avatar
prokopetz

Instead of saying [common, perfectly serviceable word] when you write, why not try one of the following synonyms?

  • [wildly differing connotation]
  • [five syllables where one will do]
  • [tonally dissonant formalism]
  • [misunderstood medical term]
  • [word that hasnโ€™t been in regular use since the 1700s]
  • [actual typo]
Avatar
Avatar
fellshish

Itโ€™s so weird whenever i see a writer or poet say they donโ€™t read other peopleโ€™s work because they donโ€™t want their style to be influenced like huh art is a buffet and eating a lot of different foods is only going to make your own cooking better and more interesting baby stop falling for the trap of โ€˜originalityโ€™ youโ€™ll end up just bland and repetitive and boring

Avatar
Avatar
neil-gaiman

Posting this for the people who think that Tolkien's world-building was something complete and entire and finished before he started to write.

You always learn and discover your story and your world as you write. Sometimes you are just the first reader.

This is one of my favourite letters ever. I read the History of Middle Earth, which tracks the development of the story through letters and drafts put together by Christopher and honestly it's the best thing! It's so interesting to see how this pivotal narrative came to life. Even the master had to start somewhere and a lot of it was real silly!

Avatar

WIP Drinking game

Thanks @melpomene-grey and @spideronthesun for the tag on this one!

Double tag so I guess I'll do both WIPS?

The Second Coming

Drink whenever:

  • Ith and Merry getting into a screaming match
  • Moloch makes a snide comment
  • Merry does something that could get her killed
  • Ith gets angry

Finish your drink whenever:

  • Belial switches sides
  • Ith can't use technology

PPiS

Drink whenever

  • Theo smiles
  • Pan deals with his emotions through food
  • Onyx doubts the crew's affection for them
  • Ellis gets squirrelly about strong emotions
  • There's a sex scene

Belial switching sides like a seesaw sounds frustrating yet entertaining

Also poor Onyx I bet the crew loves them

I already did this for TSP here and I think it's pretty good :)

Hahaha yeah Belial has . . uncertain loyalties at the best of times.

And Onyx is an anxious lil bubby.

That's awesome! I This is a very fun tag game xx

Belial sounds like a fun character hehe

Hahahaha he is. He was one of those, wasn't a POV character but decided to be so cool and interesting we had no choice but to give him his own chapters.

Avatar

Out of context line tag

Thanks @willtheweaver for the tag!

From PPiS

--- โ€œYouโ€™re complaining an awful lot for a man who seems to have evaded capture again,โ€ she started, a dark smiling curling up the edges of her wide mouth. โ€œSlick as a skink, you are Grey. Unfortunately for you, slippery pirates without a cred to their names donโ€™t make good business partners. A better offer came along, thatโ€™s all. Nothing personal. Might want to make yourself scarce for a bit though, mm? Just a bit of advice from an old hag.โ€ She chuckled, apparently pleased with herself, and the video feed cut off. Ellis sat back in his chair, grinding his teeth while he considered the contents of the message.

--

Avatar

The Baker

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  In the mountains above Zugang there was a tiny cottage, nestled amongst the craggy foothills, its rough stone walls blending in amongst the tumbled boulders. The thatched roof grew moss and strange mushrooms, unbothered by the cold climes, and a rickety post and rail fence encircled a small, rough pasture for a herd of sheep and a shaggy mule. Above the door hung a huge great axe, a truly mighty weapon. For all the years it had hung there the weather had made no mark on it, and no spot of rust dared sully its razor-sharp blade. In the cottage lived an old man. How old he truly was, no one could say โ€“ at least a hundred, some said, though he walked upright still as though even the weight of his years couldnโ€™t subdue him. And yet even so he was human only, and everyone expected each passing year to be his last. But he lived alone, accepted no aid and refused to come down from the hills to the city where he would be safe from the ravages of the cold mountain storms and the beasts that came hunting down the slopes in winter.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Once a month, when the moon was waning, and the cold winds blew off the mountain sides, he saddled his old mule with large wicker panniers and made his way down the steep, rough paths to the town. Both he and his mule were sure footed as mountain goats on those rocky, narrow trails, never so much as turning their heads towards the endless falls into jagged ravines below. And as dawn broke over the mountainsโ€™ sharp unruly crowns, there they would find him in the market square, painstakingly unpacking the panniers onto the little table set aside for him. The city would wake to find him there, as the markets came to life around him, and people came to marvel at his wares.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  For the hermit was famed throughout Zugang for his baking, and as the moon grew slim children started to clamour to their parents, begging to be allowed to visit his stall. And always he produced the most incredible array of baked goods, the pastries light and crisp, the muffins soft and fluffy. Danishes with rich, fruity filling and custard centres, biscuits with the perfect amount of crunch and a savoury centre. Custard tarts with pastry so fine it melted in the mouth, cakes dense and gooey and bread with the most perfect ratio of crusty outside to soft and light inside. The people of Zugang marvelled at the perfection of his goods, and he traded them for flour, and sugar and jars of pickled fruit โ€“ the ingredients for next monthโ€™s baking. And as he sold his cakes and tarts and beautiful pasties, he told stories โ€“ stories that kept the children rapt and breathless, the adults leaning closer to listen in despite themselves, rapt and distracted from their shopping. Stories of far off places and great adventures, of amazing and terrible monsters and beautiful forests and tumultuous oceans. Of mountain peaks and deep, dark caves, of treasure and loss and victory. And in the evenings sleepy children asked their parents as they were tucked into bed

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Mama did the baker really fight a dragon do you think? Do you think he really knew a giant?

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  And smiling parents would pull the blankets up to their chins and smile and kiss their brows

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Of course not, darling, theyโ€™re only stories, and heโ€™s just an old man. Now go to sleep.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  But a childโ€™s curiosity is stronger than their propriety, and one afternoon in late winter, as the weak and watery sun sank from the sky and the shadows crept out from the mountainsโ€™ feet, as the baker packed his bags of flour and sugar and jugs of butter carefully into the muleโ€™s panniers, a girl lingered by the stall. A dwarf girl caught somewhere between the bright vivacity of childhood and the awkward shyness of adolescence, she hovered, her thumbnail clenched between her teeth as she summoned her courage. He caught a glimpse of her from the corner of his eye, turned towards her with a small and friendly smile, held fast in a web of wrinkles.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  โ€œWell hello there. Iโ€™m sorry, all the pastries are gone,โ€ he said, looking across the square, where the last of the market folk were packing up, hurrying home before the nightโ€™s chill crept in, searching instinctively for friends or family who might have sent her. The girl shook her head, her eyes wide at being addressed so. The baker tilted his head, then slowly bent his aching knees to crouch down on the hard cold stones, to be on her level. He was tall despite his years, and his eyes as clear and bright as a summer morn. She blinked owlishly for a moment, then extracted her thumb from her mouth.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  โ€œWho are you?โ€ she blurted, then her cheeks flushed rosy red at her own words. For a moment, the baker looked startled, and then he smiled and lent a little closer.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  โ€œItโ€™s a secret,โ€ he replied in a low whisper. The girlโ€™s eyes widened, and she leant towards him further, the mystery only deepened by her probing.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  โ€œAre all your stories true? Did they really happen? Was it you in them all? Why do you live alone up there?โ€ the questions tumbled out fast and furious, tripping over each other, head over heels. A flicker of something dark crossed the bakerโ€™s features, a glimmer of a cold and bleak loneliness, a shadow of memory usually hidden behind simple smiles and guileless tales of wonder and adventure, the dark parts filed away, the sharp edges worn soft by time. Memories taken out and handled so often they had lost their bite.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  โ€œAll stories are true,โ€ he said as the moment passed, and the girl stared at him as if his every word were vital air and she couldnโ€™t get enough. The baker looked across the square again, into the deepening shadows, and a door once locked deep within his soul creaked open, pried asunder by a childโ€™s innocent question. Behind the door were all the stories he didnโ€™t tell. The ones too dark and cold and scary, the ones that hurt too much. The ones with edges still as sharp as the axe that hung above the cottage door. He looked back at her, โ€œThese stories are mine. They really happened, once upon a time, when I was a young man, when my friends and I travelled the land, seeking adventure and glory and to make the world a better place. We fought monsters and evil people. But one of us . . . one . . .โ€ his voice faltered for a moment, and the grief was too raw to articulate, even after all these years. โ€œOne day we met a monster we couldnโ€™t defeat, and She . . . well.โ€ A smile as brittle as winterโ€™s first frost. The baker placed his hand on the girlโ€™s shoulder. She was too young to understand. To appreciate the pain of seeing someone who held your soul in their hands lose their own. To know that death was not the worst fate that could greet a person. For a moment his secrets hung in the balance, years of holding this truth close to his chest. Perhaps this little dwarf girl reminded him of someone, someone long ago. Someone he would always share his secrets with. โ€œWould you like the secret?โ€

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  The girl, eyes so wide, her mind racing to all the things she could tell her friends, the impossible edge sheโ€™d gained through being brave enough to ask, the superiority she had in her extra knowledge, nodded eagerly, hungry for more.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  โ€œYou mustnโ€™t tell anyone, do you understand? It is the biggest secret I have,โ€ the baker said. โ€œThe secret is this. My name is Araedi Harsong, Breaker of Chains,โ€ he paused as the weight of those words fell around his neck like stones. An identity long left behind. โ€œNow run along, and keep that secret always.โ€ A squeeze of the shoulder and he was on his feet, stepping to his mule and turning towards the path back into the hills, never once looking back.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  And the girl stood and gaped at the weight of the secret she had been granted, the context for the stories she had listened to since she was a small child. The stories of the great son of the Harsong family, who had freed slaves and fought for equality, who had brought freedom to the oppressed, a fearsome warrior with a kind heart, renowned for his bravery and goodness. The man who had stood against the most powerful families in the land without fear. The man who, one day, at the height of his fame, had simply vanished, never to be seen again.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Perhaps one day, when the girl was older, she would understand what had happened. Perhaps once day she would recognise the flicker of pain she had seen that day. Piece together the puzzle, the oft-discussed mystery of where the great Araedi Harsong had gone, why he had one day walked away from everything he had achieved. Perhaps.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  But for now, she was young, and filled with the bubbling excitement of a weighty secret, and she turned and ran home, and didnโ€™t look back into the fading dusk, where the shape of a tall man slowly vanished into the darkness, head bowed into the night.

Avatar

OC Interview

Let's be funky today and answer for Oyanna, Twenariโ€™s stepmom :)

Are you named after anyone?

In keeping with U'reban traditions, even though my family's lived in Unity for generations, I was named after my grandmother. It's one tradition I don't really mind, though maybe I would if my grandmother'd had a ridiculous name.

When was the last time you cried?

Contrary to popular belief, I do feel emotions, I just don't express them how most people do. When Akani passed, I made myself cry at the funeral, but when I was alone, I just... sat there. When Azhur was there, he always understood that when I froze, I was at my lowest. He would never touch me then - I hate to be touched when I'm upset - but he would sit beside me and hum whatever tune was stuck in his head. Too bad he was missing on that day. His songs always helped me feel grounded.

Do you have kids?

Yes. Twenari might be my stepdaughter, but I consider her to be one of my own. Akani was the son of me and Azhur. He passed when he was six.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Sometimes I try, but I've never been able to get the inflection right, so usually I don't bother.

Whatโ€™s the first thing you notice about people?

I notice what they want. It's an instinct from my trade, but if they have shoddy shoes, I note what sort of shoe I could sell them. If they seem flustered and forgetful, I note that I could sell them some tracking tags for their belongings. So on and so forth.

Whatโ€™s your eye colour?

A dark gray.

Scary movies or happy endings?

I'm not big on theater, but when I read in my spare time, I like happy endings. Fictional horror doesn't usually frighten me, but I always feel satisfied when characters make it out alright on the other side.

Any special talents?

I've always been good at reading people to determine what they want. Even the smallest details can mean fortune in one area, failure in another. Similarly, I can play the stock market well when picking up on certain tells from companies.

Where were you born?

In the city of Unity.

Do you have any pets?

No. I've never thought about it.

What sort of sports do you play?

I'm the CFO of Unity's premier enchanted goods company. My sport is wrangling investors.

How tall are you?

5'5" in my heels.

What was your favourite subject in school?

I always enjoyed psychology. Math was fun, but there's no nuance there, no challenge besides memorizing formulas. I might feel a little estranged from them sometimes, but I love people and discovering what makes them tick.

What is your dream job?

I've never been more content than in my current position. I get to manage the family finances, sell things to incoming buyers, and I never have to fake a smile for someone more important than me. I truly love doing business and as CFO of Devaris Inc., I get to do that all day long.

I'll tag @elsie-writes @leahpardo-pa-potato @sarahlizziewrites @harleyacoincidence and anyone else who'd like to play :)

Avatar

WIP Drinking game

Thanks @melpomene-grey and @spideronthesun for the tag on this one!

Double tag so I guess I'll do both WIPS?

The Second Coming

Drink whenever:

  • Ith and Merry getting into a screaming match
  • Moloch makes a snide comment
  • Merry does something that could get her killed
  • Ith gets angry

Finish your drink whenever:

  • Belial switches sides
  • Ith can't use technology

PPiS

Drink whenever

  • Theo smiles
  • Pan deals with his emotions through food
  • Onyx doubts the crew's affection for them
  • Ellis gets squirrelly about strong emotions
  • There's a sex scene

Belial switching sides like a seesaw sounds frustrating yet entertaining

Also poor Onyx I bet the crew loves them

I already did this for TSP here and I think it's pretty good :)

Hahaha yeah Belial has . . uncertain loyalties at the best of times.

And Onyx is an anxious lil bubby.

That's awesome! I This is a very fun tag game xx

Avatar

OC Interview

Rules: answer the questions as an OC

Thanks for the tags @kaylinalexanderbooks and @whatwewrotepodcast! Spent a little while contemplating who to do this one for, and I think Iโ€™m going to go with Cassiopeia. Fair warning that Cassiopeia is absolutely the type to lie frequently in casual conversation, so donโ€™t take anything she says as necessarily truthful

CW for ableism/infantilization

Are you named after anyone?

โ€œIโ€™m named after the constellation Cassiopeia. She was a queen. Itโ€™s a good name.โ€

When was the last time you cried?

โ€œI donโ€™t cry often. It was probably after talking to Stellaris the other day. Itโ€™s so sad seeing him, knowing heโ€™ll never really amount to anything.โ€

Do you have kids?

โ€œDoes my brother count? Heโ€™s basically a child. No, other than that, I donโ€™t. Iโ€™m planning to soon, though, once my fiancรฉ and I get married. Itโ€™s important for both of us to have heirs.โ€

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

โ€œSarcasm is highly impolite. I avoid it where possible.โ€

Whatโ€™s the first thing you notice about people?

โ€œI tend to notice how theyโ€™re dressed and how they look at me. Both can tell you quite a lot about someone.โ€

Whatโ€™s your eye colour?

โ€œI have heterochromia. One of my eyes is blue, and the other is purple.โ€

Scary movies or happy endings?

โ€œI like scary movies. Happy endings are unrealistic.โ€

Any special talents?

โ€œI can make lights flicker and such. Itโ€™s not very strong, but it looks impressive.โ€

Where were you born?

โ€œI was born here on Sixth Station.โ€

Do you have any pets?

โ€œTo be honest, Iโ€™m not quite certain what those are, so no, I donโ€™t believe I do.โ€

What sort of sports do you play?

โ€œIโ€™m not an especially active person. Musculature isnโ€™t a good look for a noblewoman.โ€

How tall are you?

โ€œ6โ€™3. Iโ€™m very tall, I know. I tower over everyone.โ€

What was your favourite subject in school?

โ€œI always loved my diplomacy lessons. I like talking to people.โ€

What is your dream job?

โ€œI already have it! I canโ€™t imagine anything better than running Sixth Station.โ€

This was fun! Again, donโ€™t take it too much as fact, sheโ€™s told multiple lies in this, but I figured that was more in-character, more fun, and less spoilery than her telling the truth

@illarian-rambling @shabriri @somethingclevermahogony want to play? Blanks are below the cut

Avatar

hope it's clear to everyone when i say that buffy has more chemistry with her female foils then she ever had with an actual boyfriend that spike doesn't count. he was buffy's girlfriend

Avatar
Avatar
hagscribes

๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ž๐›๐ฅ๐ซ ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง

โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โŠนโŠฑโ‰ผโ‰ฝโŠฐโŠนโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•

โœฆ Hello all! Very new to writeblr, though I've been writing on and off for years now. I go by Lamia. 27, they/she, black.

โœฆ I write mostly high/dark fantasy with romance themes. Expect a lot of (gothic) horror and (some) science-fiction every once in a while. Enemies to lovers is my bread and butter, angst my drink of choice. Throw in a little tragedy, a few metaphors about the terror of religion, blood, and it's a feast. My writing is explicitly queer and so am I.

โœฆ Fanfiction and personal works will both be housed here. I am currently drafting a novel with a magic system that uses dragon remains as its primary fuel. Heavily in the research process, might even dabble with conlangs.

โœฆ I consider my main writing influences to be Anne Rice and Angela Carter. I do an awful lot of reading as well, so feel free to talk to me about anything book related! Some of my other favorite authors are Mary Shelley, Brandon Sanderson, and Holly Black. Please give me all your horror recs ๐Ÿ–ค

โœฆ Asks and requests are encouraged, especially if they're about my OCs. I'd also love to learn all about yours!

โœฆ Mature and erotic content will be very much present in my works, though I will always do my best to tag appropriately. Please read any tags/warnings thoroughly. 18+ only.

โœฆ main blog is @princeofhags. ao3 is bitterhags.

Avatar

Equestrian Writing Resource

Hi everyone,

I've seen some how to write horses posts going around recently that contain some . . very not true things about horses. As a Certified Horse Girl TM I thought I might clarify a few things for any one out there wanting to write anything that includes horses.

My credentials are that I've been riding for as long as I remember, have owned horses for 15 years and currently compete at a state and national level in dressage.

Facts below the cut!

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.