so needed a heart gesture

Cut off your nostrils so you can inhale more deeply

The Latin word for raisin is “uva passa” which literally means “a grape that has suffered,” and tell me that isn’t the best shit ever

I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute

this is so pure

Bob Staake has created a series of “Satire, Humor and Visual Parody of Classic Children’s Books From the 1940s Through 1960s

**dies laughing**

Getting up in the morning is for people with lives lmao

On New Year’s Eve of next year, every 90s baby will be a legal adult

*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me

I live for the moment when my phone is fully charged so I can unplug it and roll to the other side of the bed.

real life is actually a lot like animal crossing because you can change your hair and your clothes but you’re stuck with the face that was given to you by a frog asking you invasive personal questions

death by fries would not be a bad way to go tbh now gimme them extra crispy

wonder what Jennamarbles is up to these days

hm

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anyway who else has an album on their phone full of book names you’ve screenshot with the intention of reading but they’ve been sitting there gathering metaphorical dust for months and months

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

Today my friend sent me this when I replied “same” to one f his text messages.