Oz

damn right

When Katya said “Of course we’re in love. That’s why i tried to shoot you.” And Goncharov said “If we really were in love you wouldn’t have missed.” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Magnus Archives fan I see

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

This is just objectively hilarious

You can't leave out his actual description of Hannibal

"The late, great, Hannibal Lecter" rolls off the tongue so well despite neither Hannibal Lecter nor Anthoney Hopkins being dead

as always l The Oatmeal l ⬇txt-edited

Everything will fall into place

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

kicking my legs and giggling at the sleepover. can my OC who I've never drawn or talked about play with your OC who you've never drawn or talked about

i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

idk what the fuck you just said but imma give it a like

If you can write Satan so perfectly with a knife and a jar of jam than maybe there is something to our dark lord

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

And yet he couldn't see the punchline coming.

Eagle: I can do jokes. it's all in the de-livery.

"Kill them with kindness <3" WRONG. Diablerie 🧛🏼‍♂️🍽🧛🏻

A police officer shoots his ex boyfriend and partner with his police issued gun and the grieving queer community BEGS for them not to march in pride because we literally just lost two of our own, and there's absolutely no sympathy from the cops? I'm not surprised, but I'm disgusted and appalled. ACAB includes queer cops too.

I do not support all the gays some of you are cops