these boys are gentlemen

Rectien 2 u being stabbd

Ian: mm whatcha say

Joji: The celestial god floats towards you, a cloud of vapor formed from his soul. In his astral form he can manipulate time, so as the knife makes contact with your skin he slows down his surroundings and throws himself in front of the blade. He materializes into his human form, and although he is immortal, the knife sinks deep into his chest. He gasps, his eyes widening in shock as he views his outstretched hands, which drip with warm, red syrup. His body begins to shake, and a light erupts from within him, projecting out from his eyes and mouth, a beam of pure concentrated power. His attacker fixes him with a look of pure fear, and in that instant he looks into the eyes of the villain. It possessed wide, beady eyes and wore a beanie of sorts, with cheap stubble blanketing its face. The sky became dark in an instant as Rafi Fine is blown into oblivion. Joji drops to his knees, glancing behind him to make sure you’re okay. He pulls the knife out of his chest, letting it drop to the ground with a clink. He heaves, his body melting to the ground to form a white orb. He has bent the rules of the omniverse too many times, and his body was feeling the consequences. He defeated one of the false rulers of the Shadow Realm, but it would not be long before the other returned for vengeance. He had stretched his powers to the limits, broken every rule of every race, manipulated time, and crushed ancient vows. And all for you.

Max: OI BLOODY FOOK MATE WHET THE FOOK OI CRIKEY THIS HURTS LIKE A BIHTCH MATE THE FOOK IS WRONG WITH YA MATE STEVE IRWIN LOOKIN ARSE THINKIN IM A FOOKIN WALLABY TO HUNT MATE DINGO MY ARSE THIS VIDEO IS FOOKED CRIKEY IM FOOCIN OUT F

I sucked my neighbors titties on a bus one time like 3 years ago. Idk why because we're not attracted to each other. I like sucking titties and she wanted her titties sucked. Public transit probably wasn't the best place to suck a pals titties but oh well we're still friends to this day and still haven't talked about it but no words need to be said

Sometimes you just suck your friend’s tit on a public bus thats just life