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Tiny-asswipe

@tiny-asswipe / tiny-asswipe.tumblr.com

Hi Im 26 and dead inside but this blog tries to be funny.
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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arxcii

the four horsemen of the apocalypse (wherein you say something interestingly sus)

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acerunaway

I Was Busy Thinkin’ ‘Bout Boys

just klavier and apollo totally not having gay thoughts about each other

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So my boyfriend and I have a longstanding joke that Sarek would write at least One pulpy Vulcan-Human romance novels that heavily mirrors his relationship with Amanda, and yesterday we found an adequately terrible pulp romance novel with fantastic original art. So why not go the full nine yards.

Behold: the unreleased original cover for Illogical Desires: a Vulcan-Human romance novel

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gaytricorder

Jim: are you sure this is where the distress signal came from, Spock?

Spock: yes, Captain. the message said they were dealing with a creature called the Unknown

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I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

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lady-onion

not a full image description but added the links and part of the descriptions to a textfile, figured i might aswell attach it here too refseek.com - academic resource search, encyclopedia, monographies, magazines worldcat.org - content of 20thousand worldwide libraries, find where lies the nearest rare book you need link.springer.com - access to 10million scientific documents, books, articles, research protocols bioline.org.br - library of scientific bioscience journals published in developing countries repec.org - 4million publications on economics and related science science.gov - american state search engine on 2200+ scientific sites. more than 200million indexed articles pdfdrive.com - largest website for free download of books in pdf format, claiming over 225million names edit: some extra i found in the comments book4you.org libgen.rs archive.org openlibrary b-ok.cc semantic scholar researchgate b-ok.lat - z library project gutenberg - classic books jstor - journals and publications

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haverdoodles

prince of the gate indeed ✨

— wyll as regé-jean page in that one pic posted by Valc0_ on twitter

edit: just to clarify the clothing is PHOTOBASHED i only edited colours and shape a bit!! tysm to everyone who thought i did paint it tho waahh thats really flattering 🧡

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