don’t ever call me op. you will address me by my full name

obert pobert

How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses 

(via)

THE WITCHER (2019– ) I SHREK (2001)

I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

STOP STARING AT ME, THIS IS DISCONCERTING AS FUCK

I think this is hilarious. We’ve been caught.

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

explain

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

explain

what’s not clicking

it’s called science

Is this supposed to be ironic or did y'all forget the part where the CIS droids walk through the shield like it’s nothing and start mowing the Gungans down??

You telling me these droids are cisgender???

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

The REAL robbery was paying the suitcase guy, amirite?

Mystère à la Tour Eiffel

I dont know what this is but I want to be on it.

Mystère à la Tour Eiffel: The French Lesbian Eiffel Tower Murder Mystery Period Costume Drama of Color in Which ZERO Lesbians Die that You’ve Been Waiting For

ZERO LESBIANS DIE??

The description for this show just ticked all the boxes for what I want in a show. Including a couple I didnt know existed.

reflect 🌈

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

Thanks! I hate it

Going fishing:

Walter Van Beirendonck Fall 2017 Gloved Blazer 

I’ve been laughing at this all day

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god