Straight People Comebacks
Bully: you're so gay
Me: I'm straighter then the pole your mom dances on
Bully:
Me:
Bully:
Me:
Bully:
Me:
Bully(sobbing): HOW'D YOU KNOW?!?
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This is me, all the time. All the time, this is me.
Group Projects
Teacher: okay class we are going to have a project!
Me: OOOH yay!
Teacher: but this time we will be in groups
Me: kill me now