Kenjo Catze

I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling

if i had animal ears and a tail girls would always know im into them cause my dumb tail wouldnt stop wagging. the girl i think is cool at the gas station would literally be able to see my stupid puppy tail wagging back and forth and id look like a silly little mutt. id literally have no hand in the situation (<- george costanza ass way to express that thought)

George Costanza would make a great puppygirl.

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

Japanese: Samui desu ne?

British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?

i have to do everything around here

i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.

my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.

me: ok. i guess i get that??

this post: its like saying “innit?” 

me: oh. oh no.

fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".

It's LITERALLY "innit".

oh so like "eh" in canadian

*un-Babels your Tower*

three cheers for being lava creatures :D

Funny looking banana

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mark what’s yours… a very happy (very belated) birthday @plumfragments!!! 

I just found out my dad... wrote Star Wars fanfiction.............. is this what a legacy feels like? am i upholding my family duties?

Now you gotta make sure to pass it on to the next generation to continue the legacy

does it indicate anything about me that I immediately recognized what paper this figure is from

so I had to immediately go and pull this other amazing figure from the paper, which is "THE HEXAGON" a device with six rooms for fruit flies to have sex in and a central room for a fruit fly to observe six couples having sex at once

they made a fruit fly sex panopticon and no one told me about it, what is science education coming to

Ribcage is a hell of a word. Like yeah my bones trapped my heart inside my chest if u even care. I don’t know if it wants out

i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

his touy

idk what your all talking about tiktok rules

[video description: a mouse puppet wearing chainmail while sitting at a table. On the left side of the table, a bowl of two avocados pushes in. On the right, there is a small chalkboard, which the puppet turns to show that it reads "2 for $10." The puppet sings a parody of running up that hill. It sings "if I only could, I'd make a deal with God, two avocados for ten bucks. He'd say 'that's not very good.' I'd say 'yeah but you're God. Isn't money kind of beneath you?' he'd say 'it's the principle.' I'd say 'do you want avocados or not?' the video cuts out. End description.]

can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"

they definitely have this hanging up somewhere at stargate command

#i feel like one day daniel walks in and just changes the number to zero#and jack stares at him like ‘what i saw you twelve hours ago how did you’#and daniel just says ‘don’t ask’ and goes about his day  (tags from @randomnessosityism)

#vala trolls everybody from time to time just writing a zero every now and then #while daniel yells ‘quit telling people i died!!’  (from @writeanotherballad)

Oh, I can see Vala doing that! 

Happy Easter.