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CAIT WHAT!!!!! Thank you so much not only for including me here, but in such great company! You're a sweetheart and I love you! 💖

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Peonies

Pairing: Tattoo Artist! Steve Rogers x Reader
Summary: Steve has a new client who knows exactly what she wants. And a tattoo.
Word Count: 3.5k
Warnings: language; filth F I L T H, i’m not joking this is smut (praise kink; slight daddy kink; fingering; slight spanking; unprotected sex; hair pulling??? Steve Rogers’ face??????????)
A/N: listen. LISTEN. Steve Rogers has been the bane of my existence for too many days to count now, so i had to let it all out somehow, ok? @the-chocolate-moose is the sole reason for me unleashing this filth on you all so go yell at her if you don’t like my first ever attempt at smut, i can’t be held responsible
A/N2: THIS is what prompted this whole thing; have these images in your heads as well, so now sit back and enjoy this fuckery
A/N3: @the-chocolate-moose​ suggested i name this Peonies bc “it’s nice and close to penis”; i thought “just fuck me up man idc anymore” would be more fitting
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Steve is not in the mood today. He’s not in the mood to listen to Nat constantly blowing and popping her gum, he’s not in the mood to watch Sam obsessively clean the leather seats in the entire studio, he’s not in the mood to smell the acrid odour of cigarettes that Bucky brings in with him after he’s had his break.

He’s definitely not in the mood to feel his tshirt sticking to his back and shoulders as he’s working on the design of a new tattoo. With the AC broken, he’s more than grateful for the small autumn breeze that occasionally wafts in through the open doors. Maybe he should just close for the day. After all, none of them have any appointments left and who even comes in to get a tattoo at 4 pm on a Friday?

“Hi.”

Steve looks up from his notebook to be greeted by a woman leaning on the high counter. She’s smiling, a cheeky grin that he’s only ever noticed in regular customers whenever they come up with a new idea for a tattoo. Her fingers tap on the mahogany, indicating nervousness and she tucks a strand of hair behind her ear when he hikes his glasses up on his head.

“Hi.” Steve smiles – customer service force of habit or just because she’s so damn gorgeous? “How can I help you?”

“Well, uh – I’m here for a tattoo obviously.” She says, eyes flashing down for a second. “My friend recommended your studio and I was in the neighbourhood anyway, so I thought I’d stop by to make an appointment.”

“What do you have in mind?” Steve asks, taking out the planner, ready to find a free spot for her.

“Oh, I want my hip covered in peonies.” She says with such nonchalance as if she’s just going to buy some milk.

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How does this get better everytime i re-read it🥵

How does knowing you’ve RE-READ this make me feel?

Now you made me think of this again. On my way to read it ONE MORE TIME

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Ma'am PLEASE 🥺

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alright, mate/ part 11

Summary: The classic story of boy meets girl online and falls in love. Only problem is the girl lives on the other side of the pond. For now.
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader [Social Media AU / College AU]
Warnings: language; sexual references; d-u-m-b-a-s-s-e-r-y
A/N: yes, i know i said it MIGHT be done during the weekend but i did also use the word MIGHT (i think)
previous part // alright, mate Series Masterlist // next part

I love the idea of Sam just muttering “If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself” as he opens Twitter! Technically Y/N did say she wanted to uninterruptedly stare at Bucky’s face, so I guess kisses would technically be “interuptions”! Lol! I’m glad she got over that finally! ;)

Listen, you are absolutely 100% right in thinking both of those things happened 😌

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Anonymous asked:

Oh anon here! They’re my best friend and I realized a few weeks ago that I liked her (and probably liked her for a while🤭) but was really scared to tell her. But then this week it turns out she likes me too...☺️

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Listen. I wish you all the happiness in the world and I'm so glad you found each other! I love this so much and I love you a ton AND I AM FILLED WITH SO MUCH HAPPINESS!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💘💝💗💓💞💕

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Part 2: Stunning Views

Summary: Y/N had no idea her new work routine would bring a certain handsome bartender to her table where she drinks her coffee every morning. Steve is sweet, although a bit sleep deprived, and Natasha thinks Y/N and him would make the perfect pair. But dating him is out of the question. What happens when, tired of Nat’s bizarre behaviour, Y/N installs Tinder and meets this really cute guy who can read her like an open book?

Pairings: Steve Rogers x Reader; Thor Odinson x Reader

Warnings: language, alcohol consumption, sexual references and themes

A/N: listen, i know i haven’t replied to all the comments waiting for me in the notifications (AND I AM SORRY ABOUT THAT, I WILL GET TO THEM, I PROMISE, I LOVE YOU) but i’ve been writing this part all day and was too excited not to post it tonight so here goes

“You really should be sleeping at this hour. It’s unnatural.”

Y/N’s head snaps up and her eyes meet ocean ones yet again in less than four days. There’s uneasiness tugging at the corners of her smile, but this time it’s not awkwardness - it’s Nat and her strange behaviour. But she’s not doing anything wrong, right? She didn’t go looking for him, she didn’t even follow him on Instagram, he just happened to be at the coffee shop yet again. And he’s looking at her expectantly - 

“Look who’s talking. Take a seat before you pass out.” She laughs.

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