LIFE! SMELLS! WEIRD!

Jesus could walk on water like that because he was actually one of those pooltoy furries. The church doesn't want you to know this. Because of woke.

dang dude, you sure are…

I saw this shirt and knew Chalk would rock it as a crop top. <3

also cookie boxers.

I saw a challenge to turn your OC into a pokemon, so after a whirlwind of inspiration, I turned my OC Jingle into the 2 stage fairy/fighting pokemon Jingle and Jangle. It is inspired by my OC Jingle (of course), a jack-in-the-box toy, and kick boxing.

Jingle starts as a single fairy type pokemon. The noise the bells on its ears and tail make as it walks around attracts nearby pokemon, so it quickly learns how to fight. It uses its feet and tail as weapons. After gaining enough experience, it evolves into Jangle, gaining the fighting type. This pokemon can balance on its tail, winding it up like a spring to deliver devistating kicks!

This pokemon's main ability is cute charm, and its hidden ability is scrappy.

And, of course, it only makes sense to make the shiny variation classic Jingle colors❤️💛💙

what comphet does to a mf

they have that ugly used car salesman drip but dont be fooled they sell silly toys

it do be like that when theyre stressed man i hate when i get all nervous and cough confetti hairballs

Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

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what was that. did you guys see that

wtf

I HATE THIS GAME

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

ARTISTS FOR PALESTINE 🇵🇸 - ROUND 3!! On the 26th April and 3rd of May, I'll be doing art requests on stream with other notable artists to raise money for Palestinian escape funds.

This round's roster is very lucky to include returning artists including webcomic artist Graveweaver (I'm The Grim Reaper), @wolfythewitch, Cuptoast, Denimcatfish and more.

If you won't be able to make it to the streams but would still like to donate money, you can find a spreadsheet with hundreds of escape funds listed here. Alternatively, you could donate to one of three funds that I am focusing a lot of my efforts on.

As always, these fundraiser streams will always be available to watch over on my twitch channel here. Hope to see some of you there!

i will never ever forget the experience of pure and utter elation when technoblade joined the origins smp server unexpectedly and was dressed as a cute little bunny. never in my entire life am i going to experience the same joy again

society peaked here

madoka rewatch