If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

some things are more important than others

That’s some nice calligraphy you got there…

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

Sleepy time!!

“Squeak!”

Love, Refurb.

che.ddar on ig

Night Star Cat, Cat-O-Lanterns, and Ghost Cats.

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

Black Cat Karma

Angry bird. (via grendelparrot)

Life hack

Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)?  Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it.  You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.  

This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.

INKTOBER 2017!! The theme this year are birds and flowers. I picked out a bunch of birds to draw, and researched flowers native or common to where the birds are native/common to. I ended up pairing up a lot of state/national birds with state/national flowers.

FINAL WEEK!

Day 22: Fiordland Penguin - Chatham Island Forget-me-not

Day 23: Mandarin Duck - Lotus Flower

Day 24: Zebra Finch - Hibiscus 

Day 25: Plush-Crested Jay - Ceibo

Day 26: Blue-Winged Kookaburra - Daffodil

Day 27: Shoebill - Bougainvillea

Day 28: Turkey - Sunflower

Day 29: Eurasian Eagle-Owl - Lily Of The Valley

Day 30: Great Horned Bill - Rhododendron

Day 31: Red Bearded Vulture - Edelweiss

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

Oh my god

I’m dead now

@felidaeng

Cheepas