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Love in all things

@mayhembunny / mayhembunny.tumblr.com

A 29 year old bun making her way through the world. Music and magic! 18+ only
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Oh my god how have I not found this before. It lets you toggle between photos of the flowers, leaves, fruits and seeds. It shows a map of where the plant is native. It gives you links to like 12 websites with more info about the plant. Amazing

This website was made by this one guy who is a nerd about flowers

I've only tried to look in the USA so it may not have other areas but this is one of the best resources I've found

(there are a LOT of photographers, biologists and botanists who have contributed to it)

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gimmeblood

fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here

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spookymooks
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fernlom

I scrolled past then I though “wait that’s funny” and I reblogged

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

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vreliskriri

Hi people. As the boy billionaire has bought the birdsite and corporate accounts joke about moving to Tumblr, I kindly ask y'all to give the brands the treatment they deserve: silence.

Make your own posts if you wanna post bugass but do NOT engage the brands. Gaslight, gatekeep and girlboss. In containment they will wither.

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k009

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

oh my god

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smash-64

oh you missed the best part

her twitter is a goldmine

So one of the funniest things about Maki Itoh is that her gimmick is that she used to be an idol but was fired because her head is “too big.” Most of her wrestling career has been in Japan, where she’s a rude and foul-mouthed heel, but when she wrestles in America she’s a face because by god do we love her.

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All I’m seeing is a well paying job with good customers

Also?

MANY religions worldwide would consider this a solemn and respected post of work. Every form of paganism I have personally run across would say you’re doing an important duty. In Judaism, we’d say you’re fulfilling a Mitzvah by respecting the dead and honoring their memories.

If you go in with good intentions, any spirits still hanging around WILL NOT HURT YOU. Just show them respect.

Also seriously that’s nearly $17k a MONTH. I’ve had jobs where I didn’t earn that in a YEAR.

Even if those ghosts ain’t friendly, I am full-on taking that job. $200k a year. $200k a fuckin year. No retail, no food service, no manager hovering and riding my ass, no annoying coworkers? I’ll deal with the ghosts.

i’d take ghosts over people any day <3

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lady-byleth

Fresh air, no sitting in an office, no customer service, just me and a bunch of gravestones and maybe Maria from three graves down having a hissy? For that money, what’s not to like?

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sindri42

Plus like, what ghost is gonna decide ‘yes today I will take horrible vengeance on the person who quietly and respectfully keeps the plants tended and the headstones clean’. Whoever they’re gonna fuck with, it’s not gonna be me.

Fr tho, since when have you ever heard of the graveyard keeper being the one haunted? It’s always the dumbass who doesn’t listen to their advice that gets got.

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wakandama2

Me and Miss. Johnson sharing some gossip while I tend to the rose bush her lover planted next to stone last year.

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Apple Pie (With a Slice of Love)

Saab smiles as he walks into the kitchen of his home with Brenda close behind him, both of them carrying bags of supplies as they prepare to bake. Brenda wore a tank top and shorts, Saab having followed her lead that morning when they woke up, the only difference being him wearing a snapback and sunglasses.

It was the fourth of July and the boys were coming over, Tony bringing Tori as Buddha brought Ellie. The plan was to prepare a barbecue for everyone that day, Saab having bought ribs and marinating them the night before, while Brenda had brought over the supplies to bake a simple pie. 

Saab smiles as he watches her unpack the bags of groceries as she hums happily while starting on the dough for the pie crust, removing his sunglasses and hat before he starts peeling apples. 

“Are you sure that this isn’t too cliché?” asks Brenda with a small smile lingering on her face, “I know that it’s the fourth of July but we don’t have to make an apple pie." 

Saab lets out a small laugh as he continues peeling apples, "Isn’t it a little late to wonder that now?” He looks at the pile of peeled apples as he pulls out a knife, preparing to slice them into pieces as Brenda finishes up the dough for the pie crust.

“You’re right, you’re right,” she says, turning around to grab the pie plate as he finishes up with preparing the apples for boiling, Saab grabbing a clean pot before placing pre-measured ingredients into it, the smell of the mixture causing him to close his eyes and take a deep breath with a happy sigh.

Brenda smiles at him before turning away to finish pressing the dough into the pie plate, the rest of the preparations for the pie finishing quickly before Brenda finally pours the mixture of cinnamon and apples into the pie plate.

Saab picks up the pie with a smile as he places it into the oven, closing the door before helping Brenda with cleaning up the mess left behind, laughing as he turns to find her with flour on her nose.

He pokes her nose gently, watching with a smile as she looks up at him with a confused expression. 

“Is there something on my nose?” asks Brenda while wiping at her nose, not bringing off any flour with her movements much to her surprise. 

Saab laughed, wetting a paper towel and moving closer to her before gently pressing it onto her nose, wiping off the flour before following up with a kiss to her nose.

Brenda wrinkles up her nose with a smile before standing on her tiptoes to press a kiss to his lips, Saab smiling into the kiss before breaking it with a playful grin and picking her up. With a squeal, Brenda playfully slapped his arm as he started to spin around with her in his arms.

He stopped spinning after two turns, simply laughing as he sets her down to avoid dropping her due to his laughter but still holding her in his arms, holding her close to him with a gentle smile on his face as he looks at her with love in his eyes. 

Brenda simply wraps her arms around his waist as she leans on his chest, looking up at him with a happy expression.

Saab leans down to kiss her on the forehead for a moment longer, the both of them closing their eyes as they enjoy this sweet, stolen moment between them. 

They know that the guests will be over soon, but for now it’s just them.

Just them and the smell of baking apple pie.

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