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Cupid's Greatest Archer

@werewulf-dyke / werewulf-dyke.tumblr.com

firm but gentle, the way a butch should be
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• good morning! •

• I'm Ursa, your local midwest transmasc butch

• black, 23, neurodivergent, polyam, very sex-positive and pro-slut here. I'm also really big on werewolves right now

• I'm a hobby illustrator/artist as well, but I don't post anything anywhere right now

• There's no rhyme or reason to my blog, I've had this thing since 2013 and I'm aware it's all over the place. I'm not cleaning up my act now ┐⁠(⁠ ̄⁠ヘ⁠ ̄⁠)⁠┌

• I'll start tagging posts that I make as "bear barks" and I'll start tagging "nsfw" things, but that's all the engagement I have in me

• NO MINORS this blog will occasionally have nsfw themes and I'm not about that shit, leave me alone

• mutuals, please feel free to DM me

• please feel free to send asks as well, I like talking

• thanks! (⁠◠⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠ʋ⁠)

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vrumblr

It’s amazing how much baking you can do when you follow all the goddamn directions. Baking is not a category in which you can fuck around unless you have tons of experience.

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shaaknaa

"Cooking is an art, but baking is a science."

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dg-kino

"i am a god" in the most neutral possible tone

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you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

i dreamt this post got 19k notes overnight and everyone i knew had disowned me for for my cat 5 Sack Slip event

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saffronique

Hey guys, I know there are a lot of really severe tragedies in the world right now and I in no way desire to push those aside, nor do I really want to load another thing onto people's plates, but anyone here in the US needs to be aware that on March 11, 2024, an agricultural company known as NEW Cooperative spilled 265,000 gallons (1500 tons) of liquid nitrogen into the East Nishnabotna River. This is the ecological equivalent of dropping a nuclear weapon into the river. Over a 60 mile stretch downstream of the spill its been a near total ecological wipeout for the river. So far, an estimate of 850,000 fish have been killed from this spill, and that's to say nothing for the insects, amphibians, reptiles and birds that relied on or lived in this river. It is literally filled with animal corpses. This river flows into the Missouri River and the impacts will likely continue to spread far past this 60 mile stretch. And this disaster has barely made local tv in Iowa, let alone national tv, despite the fact that 60 miles of river ecosystem were just wiped out in a way that may be impossible to recover from. And what's the punishment for this heinous act of destruction through negligence, you might ask? As it stands, its looking like a 6k fine from the DNR to the company. Not 600k. Not 60k. 6000 dollars. The maximum fine that the DNR can charge in Iowa is 10k unless they decide to take it further in court. That's why these spills are so frequent in Iowa: it's literally cheaper to eat the fines than it is to bother properly storing fertilizer. I don't know exactly what the proper course of action is here, or who needs to be contacted to enact change--I'm hoping someone more knowledgeable than me will chime in with that information--but at the very least, every one of us should know. Every one of us should make sure we don't forget this. And every one of us should blacklist NEW Cooperative fertilizer unilaterally.

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