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@nerdyspacepirate

| 23 | he/they | confused human disaster | wannabe writer | space pirate with anxiety |
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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

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what's my roman empire?Maes Hughes never got to see his little girl grow up. The man who loved his daughter and wife so much. The man who cherished his family until his death. And Elicia Hughes probably won't remember her father. That little girl will see pictures of him and know that he's her father. But she won't remember what it's like to be carried on his shoulders or the feeling of his scratchy beard against her cheek. People will tell her that she was his pride and joy, but she won't truly know. Maes Hughes will never see his daughter graduate, will not intimidate her future partner (cause c'mon he would have loved to), will not walk her down the aisle and will never be an annoying grandfather doting on his daughters children.

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People keep talking about having Ao3 Wrapped but personally, my Ao3 history is between me, God, and the poor FBI agent assigned to me.

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“Din’s the soft dad!” “No, Luke’s the soft dad!” Fools. Both of them would put Grogu in a fighting pit for a single credit. His two lesbian aunts are the only ones that are “soft” with him.

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My favourite Star Wars tag ever is ‘Pray for Piett’ simply because, in the end, we’re the damn reason he needs to be prayed for. We as a fandom decided that yes, this man is Vader’s most trusted and he’s getting roped into the skywalker bullshit too. Then, we as a fandom did not bloody spare him - not even a little bit.

Piett is praying for himself at this point because no one else will.

Pray for Piett, cause that poor man is now a dad to two stubborn kids who had too much sugar and the significant other to their homicidal and depressed father.

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What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

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takineko

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

I FINALLY FOUND IT

WOW i love tumblr

This is it. The holy grail.

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wherewolf

okay but we can’t all be final girls. realistically who would u be in a horror movie?

I'm the guy that the group sends in first. Obviously, I'm dying 10 minutes into the movie.

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i'm just glad no one interpretated the finale the way laura neal intended to. everyone saw it as a tragic, unnecessary, meaningless and unfair ending whereas this bitch is like ✨a new beginning for eve✨fresh new start✨a scream of triumph✨ she was the showrunner and didn't understand the characters, the audience had their own interpretation cause they had to, hers made no sense.

A fresh start my ass. A realistic take on Eve's future would almost surely include a big freaking depression after Villanelles death. Eve has lost EVERYTHING. What can she come back to? Villanelle was her life for so long now. They have been dancing around each other for four seasons and finally Eve decided to act on her feelings instead of overthinking them. They had the chance to change something here and they completely ruined it. The kill your gays trope has officially peaked and I am distancing myself from it once again.

Now if you will all excuse me I have a lot of crying to do.

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TOP 20 GROUP DYNAMICS: (as voted by my followers) #06. eleanor, chidi, tahani, jason, janet and michael (the good place) As long as I’m with you guys, I’m always in the fake Good Place.

They look like they have just been declared the new Power Rangers. Do they know what they are doing? No. Do they think that they're awesome anyway? Hell yeah.

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wait people sleep with their doors closed????

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

as a kid I always slept with the door open cause I was scared of the demons in my room. now as a sensible adult I sleep with the door closed so that the demons can't even get into my room in the first place.

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