i'm the normalest guy on the planet btw. #normalboy #normalcore #boynormal #normalguythings

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

i'm gonna thrup

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

ough to be a cat sleeping in a dandelion field. eepy sleepy

Hello Street Cat lore is crazy

kidz bop cask of amontillado

i’m sorry but that caption had me wheezing for a good couple of minutes holy shit

Fans of Godfather and The Goodfellas will enjoy this one!

*watches my only beloved son slide down this and crinkle up like a crushed soda can*

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much