good eye, sniper

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

I bought a Thing

At first, I was really surprised Pangur san had her baby…

you weren’t the only one surprised

The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

library classification labels

Peeing

Again with this

are you mad at me?

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

girl it's a single sentence

need you to be not so toughies on me.

i want to thank you both for turning my biggest wording fumble where i clumsily said mining dwarfer instead of dwarven miner into a post i chuckle at whenever it comes across my dash

hold on i'm busy i'll have to check what you said in a minute

finally read this. would not have reblogged!

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT

good and bad

thinking heinous and villainous thoughts

crime does pay off...

legit if taylor had made a song with "i didnt wipe my butt i just pooped and got up" one billion white girls would say she's litterally shakesphere with a vagina

"her album is about being tormented and having a sick twisted mind"

taylor: "i'm craAAaazeey. insane! asylum! i'm gonna kill you im insane i'm gonna kill you im gonna kill you. asylum."

the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?

she enjoys this. what is left?

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

I'm such a girl who lays in bed and doesn't want to get up

SHE STOLE MY BLUEBERRY!!!!

She isn’t even eating it she’s just touching it gently

"Gentle touch" colored pencil, marker, 2023