Master doc that contains different resources and support for many countries including Palestine, Congo, Haiti, Hawai’i, etc ((op is underneath the link))

[ID: Tweet by Nanu's eyebrows 🇹🇹❤️🔱… @ Seaweedlagoon which reads: "I'd appreciate if you guys would spread around my master document that not only contains support for Palestine but other countries as well, I'm updating it with resources for Puerto Rico, Lebanon and Trinidad and Tobago tomorrow!" With a link to the above doc/End ID]

Ok im looking at this again and i am just so confused at what is happening here. This is not the original comic strip. The original comic strip is Safely Endangered Ep. 259: Rat

This modified version is a nearly identical comic except for a couple. oddities. First, the word anthrax has been generalized to disease, which is frankly the smaller difference. The other major difference is that for some reason, every single page of this comic has had it's perspective mirrored? Like they didnt change the order of events, they just made every character look in the opposite direction from the original comic? Like this isnt changing panel order to make it read right to left, or even the standard text swapping to make a new joke. This is just exactly the same comic, except everyone is looking in the opposite direction, and the rat says disease instead of anthrax. I am so confused

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

[tosses a full ice cold can of coke into the air in front of me. i crank back a baseball bat and start glowing and throwing off waves of wind pressure and my hair starts to float and shimmer like starlight around me. the can hangs at the apex of my throw in midair. falls. my eyes change color. every muscle and synapse in my arms explodes into action like so many fireworks and the bat contorts midswing, igniting atmosphere around it. i miss. the can hits the ground a heartbeat later and i get blasted with a jetstream of cola. squinting from the intensity of the blast you can see me reaching with my now mangled and bloodied hands into the open 6 pack next to me for another]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

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I'm going to throw a stone at a hornet's nest and say that the TERFs who like to claim Alison Bechdel as one of their own lack basic reading comprehension—and worse still, they lack shame.

There's an actual, honest-to-goodness, authentic, genuine strip of Dykes to Watch Out For in which Mo gets called out for her transphobia when she whines about sharing a restroom with a trans woman. Moreover, she then becomes the victim of bathroom policing herself, because butch women don't fit the cis-hetero-normative mold. It's all right there in the text, plain as day.

Just because Bechdel is a butch lesbian, and prefers that identity over "trans man" or "nonbinary," doesn't mean that she rejects the theory and rhetoric that produced those labels. That's child logic.

Cherry-picking her work to support their bigotry, just so they can claim lineage from a distinguished queer writer, is not only stupid and easily debunked, but it's deeply insulting. It betrays how little TERFs actually care about LGBTQ rights, feminism, or literature.

Any so-called "radfems" interacting with this post will be blocked—thereby cleaning up the "Alison Bechdel" tag for my browsing, so I don't have to wade through a bunch of bigotry every time I scroll through it. Thank you in advance. ❤️

look at my head boy

Best sticker

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

@crabwalker​ Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.

Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?

sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there

the world is a better place with trans women in it

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

remember kids! while dark themes are hip and cool and have a mix of completely subjective and some objective benefits, the lack of a light theme is a major accessibility (visibility/contrast) concern! give your users the option to use either theme at their discretion!

for further elaboration, i personally find it difficult to read large blurbs of text on dark themes, as the light text ends up "burning" into my vision, making it hard or impossible to read the longer i look. other people may have all sorts of vision problems or may simply find it much easier to use a site if both themes are available to use (and well-made!). and remember! contrast is important too!

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

it’s been four years since I last watched through all of Hannibal & I still think about the episode set in West Virginia where they’re literally at the beach. The beach in Grafton WV. A town notably 1,000 feet above sea level & roughly 200 miles from the nearest seawater

Like….was it supposed to be a lake….

is this perhaps what someone at NBC thinks a lake in the Appalachian mountains looks like

ABSOLUTELY YES!!

[being hunted like a dog] and they said a swarthy tgirl with an abrasive personality and a hidden sensitive side couldn't evade the Cannibalistic Druid Conclave

[I trip on a branch and fall face first into a snare trap. I am swiftly strung up by my neck, breaking my spine and killing me instantly]

welcome to my bandit camp. this is where I cook [gestures to a stone slab over a fire pit]. I eat basically anywhere. this is where I wash up [gesturing to a crystal clear stream] ayop. this is where I store my plunder [gestures to giant pile of gold coins and gemstones and a few enchanted swords and amulets] sometimes the amulets speak to me while im sleeping and I have to bury them in random places all over the woods so they can't reach me. I saw a guy step on one of the places I hid one and it melted his entire leg with acid

kyaaaaa~!! you pervert! *activates a laser grid that cuts you into a dozen bloody cubes*

if I was a drugged up mecha pilot from those short form kink writings and they were going "blow up these civilians and we'll activate the double trouble jerk 'n' slurp tornado dickdestroyer protocol" I'd stoically refuse while a single tear slides down my face Id be like No... I will not activate the Hellfire Contingency... and theyd belike IF YOU DONT WE WILL FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL and Ill be like not if I can do anything about it and start to fly into the sun and theyd be like TURN BACK NOW as I make a stoic face and accept my death and the mission control guys would be like DAMN IT!!!! SHE DESTROYED THE ONLY APOLLYON CLASS MECH WE HAD!!! n theyd be smashing their tables and knocking sht over and throwing chairs out the windows. as the fire takes me