Not Your “Safe Space”

You and Konoha both. 

Hmph... None but an Uchiha is worthy of the Sharingan eye. But seeing the pathetic state my clan has fallen into, I’m almost tempted to consider saying yes.

But I won’t.

If someone holds a sharp object near my face or throat, I attack them out of sheer instinct. Additionally, I don’t care enough to do it myself. 

What, do you think I would put a pride flag as my background if I didn’t know what it was? I couldn’t risk seeming like either I, or my blog, is pro-LGBT. 

Take him and close the entrance behind you.

*Lowers hand with rock in it and glares*

Obito, for the last fucking time, if you keep this shit up, I am turning off the cave Wi-Fi again.

A real answer, hm? 

There are sharingan jutsu that cause you to become blind, which I would consider “permanently closed.”  I’ve heard of non-Uchiha stealing sharingan eyes. For them, the sharingan remains permanently activated. I can’t think of any reason why the latter would happen to an Uchiha, however. If it were to happen, natural selection would be the best surgery for them. As well, I imagine it would be more exhausting than painful. Keeping it covered would be the best you could do.

I can only dream of what you plan on doing with this information. 

...

You built a what?

You’re telling me.

But words mean nothing to me. Your little “apology” doesn’t stop all the strange... solicitations. Come back once you’ve made an actual difference in the issue. 

I don’t know you.

No. He’s mine to kill.

Besides, he’s more a more formidable opponent than he seems. You can get yourself killed trying, if you want. It’s not my problem. 

I’m going to choose to ignore the second half of your question. Be grateful, I won’t let something so disrespectful slide another time.

Don’t act surprised. Nothing is capable of killing me but me.

.// ooc: oh thank you!!! wow i feel kinda honored. uhh yeah i’m having a really good time with it!! i’m super SUPER into my character and it’s given me something to work on recently. running this blog is still satisfying though because i get a good amount of asks (to the point where sometimes it takes a bit to get around to them, so i’m sorry if i haven’t gotten to someone’s yet!) so it doesn’t feel like i’m just posting into some void. keeps me engaged. 

a rly good friend ooc says he likes the way i write the founders (in like, a serious way, not this joke-y way lol) so i’ve been pondering writing naruto fic again just for the ego stroke. like maybe a one-shot or something idk dude. i might even loosely do serious rp again, if i’m really feeling up to it. but yeah several of my followers are really nice to me ooc (including you <3) which also. feels nice. i’ve found that founders fans are generally more chill than... every other part of the naruto fandom? idk even if some of my followers are weirdly horny (no shame) i still haven’t been sucked into the drama that seems to occur everywhere else outside of this niche sphere. go figure. 

thanks again! hope you’re faring well too. you seem pretty cool, thanks for checking in!!

Maybe if I say yes, regardless of the truth, it will keep idiotic anonymous messengers from asking me to marry them or have sex with them. Let’s test that theory. 

For the sake of my inbox alone, yes, I do. I have no interest in anyone else. Stop trying.