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Fuck Everything

@ironic-lemon / ironic-lemon.tumblr.com

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all-pacas

so, i live on  the fourth floor of an apartment building that faces a fairly busy street; it’s on a hill so car noises are pretty regular over the course of the day. because i’m high above the street, you obviously can’t see the cars unless you look out the window, right? but sometimes the sun reflects off the car roofs or whatever, and so there’ll be a light on my ceiling as a car passes by.

so my cat? whenever he hears a loud engine, day or night, he looks at my ceiling. even if there is no refraction going on. to him, those are the sounds of light on the ceiling. sometimes the light appears and there is a loud noise. it’s 8pm and a truck just passed and he watched the ceiling as the car moved past my windows – no reflection this time of night, but trucks are ceiling creatures and i just think that’s such a like – it’s a good correlation, buddy!! you figured it out!! you’re wrong but you’re so smart!!

this is NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THIS POST but anyway here’s my cat stalking trucks (on the ceiling)

25 hours later and rip my phone battery and i’m thinking i should’ve named my cat plato….or y’know……….at all

response to some common tags on this post:

  • yes he is a handsome and fluffy boy
  • yes he sits super weird all the time he’s a proper young gentleman
  • yes that chair has been through it; no one else touches it anymore it’s been surrendered to his control
  • no i did not ever name him he’s a shadowy figure of mystery (we call him fluffbutt)
  • no i had not really heard of plato’s cave before but boy do i know it now
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shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

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finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

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azaraspirit

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

World Heritage Post

reblogging again… need it bad lol 

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fOR THE SINNER ON THE GO THE BLOOD AND BODY OF CHRIST IN ONE CONVENIENT TIDY PACKAGE 

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eclecticpjf

@apocrypals This seems something you guys would appreciate.

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apocrypals

Yes of course we’re into Jesus Go-gurt

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itswalky

the juice in this better be fuckin’ welch’s 

So when you’re sucking down one of these babies are the wafers going to be weirdly cold, or is the juice going to be weirdly warm.

What kind of fancy church did you go to where the wine was chilled? The Body and Blood are at room temperature, unless there’s a miracle going on.

Also this could actually be useful for distributing the Eucharist to hospitalized people.

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ironic-lemon

Ok so I’m not catholic so I’m not exactly an expert: but like, why would the wine be chilled? It’s red wine. It’s meant to be room temperature anyway??

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really strange how you can be almost at peace with something that happened to you but it will continue to be a defining moment of your life for the rest of your life. you wont think about it much anymore but in a conversation about a film someone will mention the year it was released and you’ll think to yourself, “that was before it happened” and you’ll see an old photo and think how strange it is to have existed before it happened and somehow it’s like living a life in two acts

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cryptotheism

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

Hey was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I'm gonna abandon the machine for the divine.

Bad news about the divine

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aquaboob

you know how if you buy moldavite, it’s supposed to completely alter the course of your life? For better or for worse? Inciting so much change, you may come out a different person after owning it ?

That’s how I feel every time I rewatch Fleabag

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dappermouth

last summer I saw a giant moth who had fallen into a water trough, and I gently lifted her out so she could dry her wings and fly away. This was an act of great foresight on my part, as I know that one day, when I am in grave danger and all hope is fading…she will appear, and remember me from long ago, and lift me out of the water trough that I have fallen into. I’m telling you, this moth was huge

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