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I have not one pure, wholesome thought about this. Not a single one.
(THE FIRST PICTURE FUCK)
Anonymous asked:
Tyson Jost, however, BRAGS about his wife.
"My lady and I went out this weekend"
"The missus wants me home tonight for dinner"
"I prefer my wife's cooking to this"
"Mrs. Jost, the saint that she is"
"My wife picks out my suits for gamedays"
Golden retriever husband 100%
-💍
he's such a wife guy and i love it. anytime he gets the chance to talk about his WIFE- he's going to.
Anonymous asked:
need some relaxing sidney on a boat in the summertime, can you just imagine those arms pulling on the ropes of a sailboat? his body glistening with sweat! his scrumptious booty in swim trunks! completely ogling your body behind a pair of sunglasses!
sidney in those tight ass swim trunks?? hanging a little low on his hips???? leaving no room for imagination about what he's packing??? yeah.
Anonymous asked:
if i’m sleeping with a rich guy, is it normal to expect expensive gifts? yes we both know we’re only sleeping together
um.....i- i don't know??? cant say i've been in that situation so idk what to tell you babe
i dont think ive told yall this but i have like 20 tattoos, and so i always imagine readers with a bunch of tats like me.
but anyway, can u imagine josty with tatted reader???
harlowhockeystick reblogged
Shout out to my friend who said to day: “god pedro pascal, even his name screams big dick”
how….how would the audience feel if i wrote a fic about carmem berzatto?? it’d be based off lunch by billie eilish 👀
guys charlie puth is so hot
ALSO im at 2490 followers, we’ll do something fun if/when i get to 2.5k 😎
harlowhockeystick reblogged
j's roster & blog rules
͐unless i post or say differently, requests are always open! you may request for any of the people listed below. as of right now these are the only ones i will take requests for/write about/make content about.
͐i ask that you be 18 years or above when requesting smut and that you be 18 years or above when you read my smut content. that is not only for my protection, but for yours as well! you are, however, responsible for your own media consumption.
͐ you may also request from my au list, which can be found here.
this is my roster, aka, the people i take requests for:
- frederik andersen (carolina hurricanes)
- william nylander (toronto maple leafs)
- brock boeser (vancouver canucks)
- nate mackinnon (colorado avalanche)
- tyson jost (buffalo sabres)
- nolan patrick (vegas golden knights)
- sidney crosby (pittsburgh penguins)
- timo meier (new jersey devils)
- quinn hughes (vancouver canucks)
- colton parayko (st. louis blues)
- the batman/bruce wayne (rob pattinson version)
- nico hischier (new jersey devils)
- jake "hangman" seresin (top gun maverick)
- bob floyd (top gun maverick)
- rafe cameron (outer banks)
- rhett abbott (outer range)
- carmen berzatto (the bear)
- spencer reid (criminal minds)
- bucky barnes (marvel)
i do not write for married players/guys, or guys with kids. if you have a question, you are more than welcome to ask it!
Anonymous asked:
hi i'm new what's the roster?
hey! my roster is the list of people i write for on my blog. you can skim through it here!
guy’s guys guys give me summery ideas for my roster ☀️⛱️🌅🏝️🤿🪁🍭🍦🌊🪸🐚🌷
harlowhockeystick reblogged
↳ NICO HISCHIER CELEBRATING POSTGAME | SUI v. CAN | 5.25.24
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Anonymous asked:
Does Sid take Carter on boy dates? To check in on him and maybe give him advice if he needs it stuff like that?
hmmmmm i’d say he does most of that whole doing like…”dad stuff”. hear me out:
he definitely goes out for breakfast mostly with him, usually on Saturdays. but he also talks about asking a girl out on a date over fixing the fence in the backyard. he’ll talk about the recruiting process while grilling steaks. he makes sure he’s good with him being with his mom for like the 100th time while teaching him how to change the oil in his car.
Anonymous asked:
I'm assuming Sid is obviously rich in coach AU? Does he spoil reader and Carter? Maybe a car for Carters 16th? Really nice bag/jewelry for his honey?
yes he’s got money honey. he does spoil them AT FIRST but in my mind reader doesn’t like it, she thinks he is doing it to keep them around yk?? so he does the occasional splurge, but for the most part he sticks to birthdays and holidays. but its always the nicest gifts possible
Anonymous asked:
I feel like Carter is a big Mommas boy. Never too old to enjoy a good cuddle or head scratches from his Mom and he and Coach Sid sit on a big couch with reader in the middle surrounded by her boys
yes. before sidney he would have watched movies with mom at night, occasionally falling asleep there. he would always want to hangout with mom on the weekends before his friends, he’d take his mom on dates too because he wants to make sure shes taken care of. he loves his mom but he’s also soooo protective of her cause its always been just the two of them for as long as he can remember