Mc: considering God is real and shit, would he hate me solely because half of the Devildom is simping over me
Lucifer: Mc... he would hate you simply for existing
Mc: yeah fair I hate me for simply existing too
Lucifer: (picking up Mc) Mc we talked about this and now you have to spend an hour with Asmo telling you how good you are
Diavolo: (holding Mc) Mc what were you planning?
Mc: Diavolo the week is over
Diavolo: and?
Mc: which means I have to go home
Diavolo: no
Mc: do I have to call Barbatos?
Diavolo: (slowly letting them go) no...
yikes
its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors
y34h, 4t l34st on th1s s1t3 you c4n t3ll th4t th3 p3rson h4s 4 p4rt1cul4r, mor3 4nnoy1ng r34son to typ3 l1k3 th1s
i want to you to eat deodorant
in honor of the incoming double release: frobin date night ๐๐
I found some old pictures and put them up again.
Astronomy I-
Archaeology: it is mandatory, it is ritualic.
Fun fact about archeology!
if it's a rock and you lick it, your tongue got a little dirty.
If it's a bone, it sticks to your tongue.
Bones remember being inside a body where they could be wet all the time, and they want to return to that state.
Cheers science side of Tumblr. Never say that again though
Gum powers can be used for good or evil.
i was explaining my sexuality to my coworkers abt how im both asexual and into kink culture, and after a minute my coworker said "Oh! It's like, you don't play the FNaF games, but you like the lore!" and i haven't recovered
โheโs a killer! you shouldnโt like his characterโ girl i donโt care i still wanna fuck him
Iโm very veryย very veryย very very very veryย very very very very very very very veryย very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very veryย very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very veryย very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired.
Shoko ๐
Mammon: Oi MC, here you go! A glass of human world gin cause Demonus doens't work for ya!
MC: ...um
Solomon: I'll be taking that, thanks. It's best if MC doesn't drink.
Mammon: Heh?! Who're you to call the shots?!
Asmo: Oh come on Solomon, MC deserves to have fun too!
Satan: Indeed, all of us get some kind of crazy when we're drunk, it's normal.
MC: I'll be fine Solomon, I promise.
Solomon: ... alright then, handle the consequences at your own risk.
*after a few drinks*
MC: So I was just looking around the room and I thought...
MC: I'm the only mortal amongst a whole room full of angels, demons and immortal.
MC: In the next 40-50 years or so, I'll be long dead and you all will still be here, laughing, dancing, drinking for a longgg time. *Hic*
MC: It made me kind of sad...but then your laughing faces made me feel better.
MC: I hope I become a butterfly...or a star...or a cat! Or I can atleast watch you guys...from somewhere...*hic*
MC: I miss you guys already..hehe...I love y'all so muchhhh...please stay happy like this always...*passes out on the sofa*
Lucifer: *stunned* Is this why you-
Solomon: *chugging his drink* Yes that's exactly why.
Mammon, Levi, Asmo: *sobbing* MC!!! Nooo!!!
Satan, Simeon: *stares at MC with sad contemplation*
Beel: *tearing up with his mouth full* I don't want to imagine that...
Belphie: *crying silently into Beel's shirt* How can we laugh without MC here...?
Diavolo: *shaky voice* Barbatos.
Barbatos: Yes, young master.
Diavolo: Can MC not be made into an immortal like Solomon too?
Barbatos: I believe we can definitely find a way if we try.
Diavolo: Let's go ahead and start the research tomorrow.
-texting with asmo-
Asmo: Hi ;)
MC: send dudes
Asmo: you mean nudes?
MC: no, i'm in a fight. Send in Beel
start of the great journey was like that I swear:
