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don't think i know what i'm doing

@i-put-the-yan-in-polyandry / i-put-the-yan-in-polyandry.tumblr.com

[16+] [They/Them] i like writing soft yandere content that i hope you'll like reading! Call me Slime God
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Welcome to my Blog~

Call me Slime God (or Valkyrie/Tempest), my pronouns are they/them/he/him, and I'm not a minor. That's basically all the information you're getting on me (other than basically anything involving Genshin and my hyperfixations).

Here's my Discord Server, Church of the Slime God

Here's my twitch for Genshin related content, Twitch

Requests are OPEN

Note: I won't do pedophilia, rape, or incest. I'm willing to go real dark tho

Masterlist:

Teyvat's Beloved (SAGAU, Villain/Disney Princess AU) - Beloved of Teyvat | Player Status | First Acolyte | Dawn of a New Day | A Grand Reaction | ??? (TBA)

Survive the Night - I | II (TBA)

Anons:

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The Universe Loves You (Its People Are Blind But It Hopes That Forgiveness Can Still Be Found)

A small piece based off of some of @i-put-the-yan-in-polyandry's works.

When your blood runs gold

Who will you run to?

When your wounds fade 

Into shining star silver

Who will you trust?

When the world hunts for your head

For a crime you did not commit

Who deserves your favor?

When the world is kind

Where its people are not

Where will you turn?

When you are scorned

Turned away with glare and blade

Will you return to its cradle

Be embraced in its loyalty?

The world knows and will never turn

You will find safety here

Amongst the fauna and the flora

Your reign is undisputed 

The world knows

Its people shall know in time

So I wonder

Where you'll end up next

I love thisssss

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Hi! This isn't a request but I wanted to ask if you'd prefer things being sent to you in an ask or preferred being tagged in posts? I made a small poem inspired by your writing and wasn't sure what your policy was for inspired works/gifts. Thank you, have a good day or night!

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So sorry for the late response dude, I've not been checking the blog. Either is fine though!

If I had to pick then I'd say tagging would catch my attention faster.

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Hmmmm,,,, villain AU but not in the traditional sense,,,, like,,, if Reader is constantly being hailed as a god, with gods, ancient beings, and others willing to die for you,, you'd have to be a saint to not let that get your head,,,,

Like, IDK you're visiting Earth to meet up with your family again. A select few have been chosen to accompany you on this journey, once more adorning you in praise and gifts as gratitude

But when you visit your family, they don't seem happy. They don't seem happy when they tell you about all of the things you've created. They're concerned for your dearest acolytes, worried about the casual self-dehumanization. Telling them that's it's normal will only worry them more.

They tell you that power corrupts. They tell you that they're scared. Not of your power, not because they're jealous of you, but because they can't recognize you. The fine silks that adorn your body, the divine aura that you radiate, the way you talk to your acolytes (you treat these living human beings like they're pets, and they don't even deny it). They think you're not the Y/N they once knew. That your time in Teyvat has corrupted you.

It's only because of your divine mercy that the chosen acolytes don't kill your kin. How dare they disrespect the very one who shaped Teyvat's land! How horrible could they be??

And as you return back to the land that you supposedly created, the hearts of every acolyte shatter upon your disastrous experience. They once more adorn you in praise and gifts, whispering soft melodies of comfort as you sit on the throne of Cor Lapis and Crystal Marrow

You were never the Creator. You were plopped into this strange land, and the land decided that you were the one who gave to life. Whether it was the way the grass felt softer whenever you walked or the way the feared archon of electricity herself kneeled in front of you, however, maybe you were the true creator.

You, Y/N L/N, was always the creator, taken from the land that you had built with loving hands into a world that hadn't been blessed by your brilliance. Your family should've been kneeling at the very sight of you, and yet they didn't. They talked to you as if you were just like them when they were nowhere near your level.

Once upon the time, the acolytes had told you that you were the true Divine One only to met with weak whimpers. But after some time, after all of the praise, all of the gifts, and all of the sheer undying love that they gave you, you finally saw the light. You accepted your position as The Almighty as you sat on your rightful throne, calling them good boys and girls as they all kneeled.

Now, as you sit, misery about your predicament gone, you casually stroke the cheeks of one of your acolyte's as you think. Zhongli had created mountains out of stone spears that crushed his enemies. The Vigilant Yaksha had once devoured dreams. A chamber made out of the finest jade crushed the ocean's rejected child under the unwelcoming sea. You had the land service your every needs, and the minimum of people that were kneeling before you right know was around 56.

Earth was so bleak. Maybe they just needed a push in the right direction. When your memories were gone and you banished to the mortal realm you were always a human never a god you're living in a delusion, your temporary family had always treated you with the utmost kindness. Of course, their love could never be stronger than that of the Vision Wielders, but they were the ones who had helped you see the light what light You still cared for these humans. You wanted to see them rise above long fallen ashes.

Perhaps you could gift another world with your divine benevolence.

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OK THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS STREAMING THE ARCHON QUEST I KEPT THINKING ABOUT THE PLAYER BEING REGARDED AS THE CREATOR TYPE OF SAGAU

LIKE THE AKADEMIYA FUCKERS COULDN'T HOLD ONTO THEIR WHOLE SHTICK IF CREATOR READER WAS THERE IS2G I'D TEAR THEM APART! I'M NOT PUTTING DETAILS HERE BECAUSE SUMERU HAS ONLY BEEN OUT A LITTLE WHILE AND THE ARCHON QUEST CAN TAKE A WHILE BUT YOU SHOULD ALL PLAY IT BC IT'S MY FAVORITE <3

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

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I've been spamming King Truck-Kun and Imperial Consort Anon with Al Haitham tweets for half an hour now. I think I just lost two friends lmaoooo

I'm the definition of everyone shut up and unfollow me, this is all I'm going to be talking about for the next forever

I'm willing to break out my wallet (with what money lmaooo) to get this man

— no longer slime god, now number one al haitham simp

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