Lily Evans Do You Love Me?!
First year
James: *stands up on the table* LILY EVENS!
*Everyone looks to see what he's yelling about.
Lily: Oh god.
James: I HEREBY DECLARE THAT BY OUR SEVENTH YEAR I WILL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.
Lily: *covering face* Stop you're embarrassing me.
James: OTHERWISE I WILL DIE OF SHAME RIGHT HERE IN THE GREAT HALL!
Lily: I already did that.
Mcgonagall: JAMES POTTER GET OFF THE TABLE!
Second year
James: LILY EVANS! *climbs onto the table during lunch*
Lily: Potter don't you dare!
James: IT HAS BEEN A FULL YEAR AND I AM ASKING YOU NOW. ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME YET?
*everyone looks at Lily snickering*
Lily: NO YOU BUMBLING IDIOT!
James: I REPEAT YOU WILL LOVE ME BY OUR SEVENTH YEAR!
Lily: Let's go to the library Severus.
Severus: Um, okay.
James: YOU'LL SEE. WATCH SEVERUS I WILL STEAL HER FROM YOU!
McGonagall: Potter, please would you descend from the table.
Third year
James: *kicks a glass into Remus' lap* PEOPLE OF HOGWARTS. I STAND BEFORE YOU TODAY-
Lily: Oh lord not again.
James: TO ASK ONCE MORE-
Lily: Remus do something please
Remus: *whispers tugging on James robes* James please-
James: QUIET REMUS. TO ASK ONCE MORE IF YOU, LILY EVANS, LOVE ME YET?
Remus: Please Prongs-
Lily: *standing up from the table* No Potter! I don't! I despise you! You're a bully and an idiot! *she storms out with Severus following closely behind smiling broadly*
Sirius: ...Haha Prongs.
James: Shut up, Padfoot.
McGonagall: Detention Mr.Potter.
Year four
James: *approaches Lily, bows deeply then proceeds to get onto the table and stand in her potatoes*
Lily: *glares at him* Must you really?
James: ATTENTION TEACHERS AND STUDENTS OF HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY.
Mcgonagall: I'm gonna go ahead and write you a week of detention.
James: I STAND BEFORE YOU TODAY TO ASK YOU ALL TO WITNESS THE MAGNIFICENT TRANSFORMATION IN ME AND LILY EVANS RELATIONSHIP.
Lily: There isn't one.
James: LILY EVANS ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME YET?
Sirius: *chanting rhythmically* Say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes.
Lily: No. I am not.
Severus: Come on Lily, we can go study potions. *they leave*
James: She will love me, Wormtail don't look at me like that.
Peter: Okay what ever you say.
Remus: Get off the table, Prongs.
Year Five
Remus: I know what you're thinking.
James: Yep.
Remus: Must you really?
James: Yep.
First year: *to Peter excitedly* What is it what is he going to do?
Peter: You'll see.
Sirius: Prongs you know we only dared you to do it our first year.
James: Yep.
Peter: And you don't have to do it again.
James: Yep.
Remus: *sighs* get it over with.
James: *leaps onto table kicking food everywhere* LILYEVANSDOYOULOVEME?!?!?!
LILY: *doesn't look up from her writing* Nope
James: *climbs down* I have two years.
Lily: Here's your detention slip.
Sixth year
James: Today's the day I can feel it.
Sirius: Is it already?
Remus: ...
James: *disappears under cloak* I'll wait for her to enter the room. *knocks over a goblet as he stands on the table*
Lily: Hello, Remus. Wheres Potter.
Remus: He says he feels something. *Sirius and Peter giggle*
Lily: Oh, so he's sick.
Remus: You could say that. *Sirius and Peter giggle louder*
Lily: Well then. *She sits opposite of Remus and reaches for some food but hits something she can't see*
James: LILY EVANS.
REMUS: *to himself* Perfect timing.
James: *throws cloak off* I MUST KNOW HOW DEEPLY AND TRULY YOU LOVE ME! DON'T BE AFRAID TO ANNOUNCE IT! WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE ME!
Lily: Your fly is down.
James: ...
Remus: ...
Peter: ...
Sirius: ...
Lily: *stands up and leaves with a piece of toast*
James: WAIT IS THAT A DENIAL OR CONFESSION! EVANS WAIT! YOU SMELL NICE! DOES THAT CHANGE ANYTHING?
McGonagall: Potter...
James: I know, detention.
Seventh year
Remus: Oh Prongs come on.
Sirius: Seems a little ridiculous.
James: It's necessary.
Peter: Here she comes.
Lily: Morning you guys.
James: *Clears throat and steps up onto the table*
Lily: Oh lord *turns and starts to leave*
James: LILY EVANS! OUR FIRST YEAR I DECLARED I WOULD MAKE YOU LOVE ME BY THIS YEAR! IT'S NOW OR NEVER LILY! YOU EITHER ANNOUNCE TO EVERYONE THAT YOU LOVE ME OR I WILL RUN AWAY WITH SIRIUS!
Sirius: I'm down.
Lily: *Looks at James furiously* I- *she looks at the table and climbs up facing him* I'M ALREADY YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU ARROGANT TOERAG! DON'T WORRY PROFESSOR WE WILL BOTH REPORT TO DETENTION LATER.
James: *climbs down* Padfoot, you own me 10 galleons.
