Struggling from the womb to the tomb

they should add some trench warfare mechanics to football

they did this in riverdale in s5

y'all were fucking serious???

WH-

Spanish Flu, 1918. Family Portrait.

had a dream where the tables turned and pete wentz was obsessed with ME

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Long time jerker first time burster. Just wanted to write in and say keep up the good work, love the show. Also can anyone let me know if that was supposed to happen? should I go to a hospital?

What are you even saying

the burst

overheard an old man talking about how he got a great deal on a bouquet of flowers and is excited to give them to his wife whose in the hospital rn because they'll make her "happier than a faggot in boytown". insane thing to say

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.

A coworker casually said “everyone else likes you” (because one coworker was mad at me) and I was for real like ????everyone likes me??????

of course he kissed it better afterwards

the hardest math of all is basic addition </3

+ steve playing dnd is all I want

I am beginning to feel concerned about how much more attractive I find Steve Harrington while he's distressed or injured. That's not a good sign right?

“Crybaby.”🍥🩸

doctor strange in nwh like:

Venom: let there be carnage is one of those movies that could remind people tumblr still exists. “Who is the target audience for this movie?”, critics ask. Only then Serkis points down to the sewers and you can hear the distant cheers of the tumblr rats

You want Venom to be rated r so he can graphically kill people on screen, I want Venom to be rated r so he and Eddie can fuck. We are not the same

for every darkly lit shot of a half-dressed bruce wayne sitting battered and bruised in the shadows with bloody gauges wrapped around his torso post-battle, there’s an alfred pennyworth two paces off the panel holding a plate of crustless cucumber sandwiches and this is why i refuse to take batman seriously