YES!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT< Funniest vid EVER
Yoooo..lol
LMFAO
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why did i laugh so loud
LMFAO “causeee im a gummiee bearrrr” ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ .
I almost peed on myself omfg😭😭💀💀💀
I think about this video so much
why do photos of empty hospitals scare me so much……… wild
OMG I ACTUALLY HAVE AN ANSWER!!! Psychology student part of tumblr, here! There’s a phenomenon in the brain, although I can’t remember the world, where your brain doesn’t understand emptiness in a space you’ve becomes used to seeing people in, and, your survival brain, trying to make up for it, makes you see or feel things that aren’t there, this is common with empty stores that are usually bustling, train stations, abandoned buildings, etc. The reason you become unsettled or scared is because the part of your brain responsible for survival is like: “wait. Everyone’s gone. Does this mean danger? Should I leave, too?” It’s a survival thing, apparently!
My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
fucking what
Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao
Hard to believe this is the setup for a porn, and not an Oscar nominated film
To say that caption was not what I was expecting would be an understatement.
Just got whiplash from that caption
Even porn directors have a voice.
legendary
Who would you chose for a family baby sitter?
Megan
—Honor roll student
— 2 years babysitting and childcare experience
— 1st chair clarinet player
— Wants to go to college to be a pediatrician
Sandy
—Star high school Athlete
—Plays Volleyball and Basketball
—Recommended by neighbors
—Gold Award Girl Scout
Rasputin
—Claims to be able to heal diseases and predict the future with magic powers.
— Immune to poison and resistant to bullets
— Favorite pastimes include orgies and alcoholism
— Might have sex with your wife
Can you hear me sobbing
Omfg who made this where is this from???
if you use music to cope with anxiety, depression or to help with your ADHD (like me) reblog, I'm trying to prove a point to my teacher
all of the above
if you’ve ever fatshamed anyone you’re not allowed to enjoy fat bottomed girls by queen
actually if you’ve ever fatshamed anyone you’re not allowed to enjoy queen
you know what if you’ve ever fatshamed anyone you’re not allowed to enjoy anything. fuck you
Say it again.
IMPORTANT
Yup! Definitely categorized as “only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.” But it is NOT illegal to deny them employment, assistance, aid, comfort, friendship, or any acknowledgement whatsoever from civilized society.
By the way, that upside down American flag is a symbol that the country is under distress and needs help.
high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you
college professors:
I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.
Your professor was trying to fight God
This is a manipulation tactic that men use to make it such a pain in the ass to set a boundary with them that you don’t attempt it again
I’ve been told this before and my response was “Sounds great. Glad we agree.” they always look immediately shaken and surprised.
peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols
“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”
“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”
“what the fuck did you just say to me”
“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”
“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”
“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”
Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-
FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol
Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
AMAZING
-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what? The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…
Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!
FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.
Tony: Really, Pete?
Jdjsjsjsks
Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS
FRIDAY: Activating
“ Helicopter parent protocol”
Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother
Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters
FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated
i literally can’t breathe from this
Go d
Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast
Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol
Thor: *triumphantly laughs*
Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.
Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades
FRIDAY: “oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated
Tony:
Villain:
Tony:
Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,
Tony, crying: shut up loser
This gets better everytime it shows up on my dash
I’m always going to reblog this! If I don’t, then it means I’m dead
tony: friday, reset all protocol names
friday: i’m sorry sir, the “i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me” action is restricted
tony: peter what the fuck-
it got better-
IM DYING