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I like Butts.

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I am Internet Jesus, and I travel the world like a God-King, trailing a glorious path through counties and continents, received in the homes of the faithful as a Sign of better times while the unbelievers perish on horror and plague.
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With the news of the #Legacy Commander #Armada #OptimusPrime coming soon, I broke out my OG Final Battle Armada Optimus. Unfortunately his trailer’s battery terminals have problems, but the original Armada Prime’s trailer still works. I’ve put two videos of the autotransforming trailer. I’ve never had any problems with them in the 20 years I’ve owned these toys, making this figure superior to the Robosen by far. #transformers #armada #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram #toycollector https://www.instagram.com/p/CqRdgidpoBW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I still believe the Dubs can two-peat this year. #startinglineup #stephcurry just arrived today and he’ll be a permanent fixture on my work desk. This is the non-NFT version they started selling with a lower price point and I’m fine with that. I’ve got no need for jpgs. I just attached the only #warriors related jpg at the third slide. #stephencurry #dubnation #goldenstatewarriors #gsw #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram #toycollector #fucknft https://www.instagram.com/p/CqOh_N-P2Ov/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I’m not getting into the fucking debate, I’m just saying I got the #rumble #blue #studioseries86 figure and my god he’s a VAST improvement over the GenSelects #WFC version. Broke out all my #Frenzy and Rumbles for a family photo. I can’t believe I still have the Data Discs from #generations. #masterpiece as well. I can’t wait for the Rumble (Red) to come out eventually. #transformers #ss86 #warforcybertron #warforcybertronsiege #wfc #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram #toycollector https://www.instagram.com/p/CqOBOs3r1Fc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I got the #Origins #Jazz and I gotta say, as much of a nothingburger the Vehicle Mode is, the Robot Mode is spectacular. I’m actually surprised. It’s a fun toy and I like it. My only complaint is stupid. The full name, man. #Transformers #Legacy #Evolution #Buzzworthy #Bumblebee Origins #Autobot Jazz. Dear god, Buzzworthy’s line name gets longer and longer time goes on. Well anyway. Comparisons with the Origins Bumbles and the WFC Magnus. #legacyevolution #buzzworthybumblebee #generations #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram #toycollector https://www.instagram.com/p/CqIeOulLggn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Finally got the #dragonstars #freiza rerelease. I always saw the #golden version but this was what I grew up with and this is what I wanted. Of course I had to pose him with #cooler and my very old Irwin Toy #cyborgfreiza. I don’t really need much else from Dragon Stars apart from a Perfect Cell rerelease or Beast Gohan. Maybe Orange Piccolo. #dragonball #dragonballz #dragonballsuper #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram #toycollector https://www.instagram.com/p/CqABUBOritO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Finally got my #agent #antivenom. #flashthompson’s #venom run was one of my favorite redemptions of a character. It hurt me for Slott to kill him but however much I don’t like Donnie Cates’ writing I’m grateful for him for bringing Flash back. Very happy to have a representation of him even though I already have the original Agent Venom. I want a solo Agent Anti-Venom book! Preferably written by someone competent at #Marvel but that’s asking too much in 2023. #comics #legends #marvelcomics #marvellegends #agentantivenom #spiderman #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram #toycollector https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_QMi6PeSV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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So I got a Clearanced #BlueSenturion from the latest Deluxe wave of #powerrangerslightningcollection and I’m confused about why but happy I got him. He totally needed more accessories to justify the Deluxe price point. I mean he barely has enough accessories for a regular LC figure let alone a Deluxe. Couldn’t you put in some Evil Senturion parts or I dunno…his BIKE so he and Zhane can match? Anyway I got him for slightly cheaper than the price of a normal #lightningcollection figure so I can forgive him. He’s a nice little homage to Metal Heroes and yeah he looks so good next to his bro the #PhantomRanger. #mmpr #powerrangersturbo #powerrangersinspace #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram #toycollector https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp9-JvxObfc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I broke out my #minicon horde so I had to put #starsaber variants on #legacy #armada #starscream. First brittle one barely holds together. I’m gonna try repairs eventually but they’re 20 years old now. The second one I repainted using the Air Assault team since they weren’t brittle clear plastic. I used the CD Clear Blue Versions as a base. #transformers #generations #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp1sjF8uAjP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Found my old #sdgundam figures some time ago and I just found the accessories today so have a tiny pictorial. I loved these three idiots on the show enough to buy a set. #zapperzaku, #destroyerdom and ##grapplergouf still look as adorable as they were in the early 00’s. Also took a little video showing that their light-up eyes still work. I’m gonna see if I can replace their batteries without destroying them. #gundam #superiordefender #gundamforce #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram #toycollector #toycollection https://www.instagram.com/p/CptApA4SZDU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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After putting out #Evolution Wave 2 some weeks back, my Target put out…the final year 1 #Legacy wave. Hey, I missed #armada #starscream so I’m fine with that. He’s pretty cool, a worthy upgrade to the #generations deluxe…except for the missing #minicon ports. Come on, Hasbro. You had one job. Also the Star Saber is too small. Man. And the Wing Sword not being foldable is no bueno. Apart from those little nitpicks, #armadastarscream is a very good figure. Here he is with the Gen deluxe and Armada #Thundercracker. #transformers #legacyevolution #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram #toycollector #toycollection https://www.instagram.com/p/CpsvFXdvMQ1/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Finally completed #Khonshu, my first complete BAF in a good long while. Had to pose my #moonknight MLs with him. I only wish we’d get the Bone Armor to complete the trifecta. #marvel #comics #legends #marvelcomics #marvellegends #mcu #marvelcinematicuniverse #mrknight #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram #toycollector https://www.instagram.com/p/CplWshgS-Wc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I lucked out and found the only #haulathon offering from NECA and Target I wanted, the back and white/Manga-inspired #usagiyojimbo figure. Incredibly beautiful. I had to break him out for a few poses. #neca #tmnt #teenagemutantninjaturtles #stansakai #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram #toycollector https://www.instagram.com/p/CpWWdXNL5eH/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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#Tarn has arrived and holy shit. I’m in love. An incredible feat of engineering to interpret what was on the page to a real 3-D object. This is one of those “event” figures for me. Of course smaller than MMC Kultur but he’s perfect at a Voyager size and price point. #transformers #generations #legacy #evolution #legacyevolution #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CpWIFpuPQvG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I got the D+ Khonshu Wave What If #redskull and switched some heads with Iron Skull and my OG Mandroid wave Skull. I feel the more Animated head fits #IronSkull more. Mandroid Skull and the alt Iron Skull head are the same mold but I feel the more Silver Age face works better with this new body rather than the washed version. One more part for Khonshu. Looks like I’ll have to order Jimmy Woo. #marvel #comics #legends #marvellegends #marvelcomics #dellrusk #captainamerica #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram #toycollector https://www.instagram.com/p/CpU55azr6Xg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Wave 2 #Legacy #Evolution voyagers came out early. My Tarn preorder hasn’t even been charged yet. I got #Twincast at Target. Here he is with his mold brothers, Blaster and SG Blaster. He’s very pretty but I don’t like that you can’t put two tapes in his deck like Soundblaster did. Maybe someone will do a kit. I got him mostly for #Rewind because #Blaster doesn’t have nearly the amount of cassettes #Soundwave got in Siege and Selects. But hey, Twincast (or Billy as I like to call him) can be a desk toy away from the overall display. #transformers #legacyevolution #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram #toycollector https://www.instagram.com/p/CpGS0zbPPwB/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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It’s embarrassing how small the 2014 Playmates #Slash is compared to the #Super7 version. The Ultimates Version looks to be better in scale with the 2014 #TMNT. #teenagemutantninjaturtles #super7ultimates #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toystagram #toycollector https://www.instagram.com/p/Co_RCt4LSzz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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