Should I turn tips because I deserve compensation for being on here for the most of part of over a decade....
a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
what a universe……
i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.
happy to announce that this post is at the top of the taylor swift tag, meaning this is the most widely shared opinion regarding Taylor on this website at the moment.
spin is dead; long live the spin [link]
london beckoned songs about money written by machines - panic! at the disco
i'm burning and i'm blacking my lungs / boy, you know it feels good with fire back on your tongue / if you talk, you better walk, you better back your shit up with more than good hooks while you're under the gun / start talking, a sensationalist, oh, he's slightly clever to just a certain extent
Dishes - Matt Bollinger , 2021.
American, b. 1980 -
Flashe and acrylic on canvas, 28 x 36 in. 71.1 x 91.4 cm.
boyfriend of the year
girl help, I’m trapped in the wizard maze after i spent an hour trying to escape and i’m contemplating eating one
#girl behavior
wait eating what
you can do more than one of these if you want
actually, you can do anything you want
live unapologetically and without restraint
I like to pretend I'm back in the womb
thinking about the thick of it 4x04 from that nurse’s perspective. you’re not following the news because you’re on the ward, and you probably don’t give a shit about nicola murray anyway because you’re a normal person. all you know is that there’s a skinny young man recovering from an appendectomy in room 3. an older bloke you recognise comes in to see him with a bouquet, is a dream to you, takes said flowers in to him + back again, and then, bafflingly, gives them to you. a couple? a breakup? worse? later in the day, there’s a card and a balloon bound for his room, and although there isn’t a name on the card, you can tell who it’s from. you take them in, and the boy’s clearly surprised at the gesture, but a news bulletin comes on and something flashes in his eyes that’s far too hollow, far too sick. it makes you leave the room. two days later, he sneaks out before the consultant can see him, and you’re too overworked to speculate. the next time you see him properly is when labour wins the election, sidling out of shot
simm master appreciation post bc I love him
look at his smile
he's so silly
me trying to explain that a house is a human and living in a house is the same thing as being eaten by a human so living in a house is cannibalism
jawbone, monica ojéda
their periods did definitely sync up