This isn't the kinky shit we wanted

                               just casual 1988 chirping

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

The Cargo Pants Discussion

2.22 vs. 8.14

Requested by Safi1997

look here's the thing:

"hey there demons, it's me, ya boi" "i've connected the dots/ you didn't connect shit" "rock n roll buckaroo!" "we're here for the cult stuff, we saw an ad on craigslist" "(wheeze)"

those Iconic Quotes? all from buzzfeed unsolved!! when has watcher/ghost files, with their stylized graphics and higher production value, ever churned out this kind of banter!!

NEW GIRL 1.02 Kryptonite

me every time i log onto 911blr

lou ferrigno jr saying he's an unapproachable person is so funny bc his responses in every single interview sounds like me (has severe unmedicated adhd) talking to myself in my room like. he's a tumblr girlie on all levels except physical

🤜🤛 | sjs @ chi | stanley cup playoffs 2010 | march 23, 2010

"it's hard to make a survivable wage while making cool things" be so serious. be sooo serious girl.

I don’t know how to say this in a way that doesn’t sound like I’m advocating for casual cruelty or whatever but something that grates so much about this current social moment is how many people are incapable of saying they dislike something or someone without cooking up some higher morally correct reason for their dislike. Sometimes you just disliked a book. Sometimes you don’t “get” an actor or a musician. There’s nothing morally wrong with your girl’s fuckass boyfriend he’s literally just annoying and you’re annoyed that you have to pretend you like him when you know he’ll be history in six months. It’s fine. You don’t need to justify your dislike.

the first and last time Geralt suggested he sleep on the floor when there was only one bed at the inn

you know once Geralt finally got in bed and was almost asleep Jaskier whispered “so are you overcome with lust now that you’re touching my nubile young body” and he almost got up and bedded down with Roach in the stable lol

[ID Jaskier leans dramatically back on the bed as Geralt stands awkwardly next to the bed. Jaskier is laughing as he says “oh no! A scoundrel alone in a room with me? My precious virtue will be in danger sharing a bed with such a handsome rogue. Please good sir I am an innocent bard who has never known the touch of a man” End ID]

#the witcher#comic#hokay so#historically sharing a bed is a giant no big deal#both genders mixed genders it just wasn't especially in the lower class#frankly I assume that the prevelence of private rooms in the Witcher fandom is#a) a holdover of 'we don't know how history works#it's just like a modern hotel but with more fleas'#b) because no one is going to share a common bed with a witcher anyway they have to pay for private rooms#b.2) same applies for sleeping on the inn's floor with your bedroll/blanket a common thing for travelers#but this is hilarious and I love it

first off this is so interesting to learn and second I can’t believe you murdered “and there was only one bed” like that 🤣

DUA LIPA as MERMAID BARBIE

Barbie (2023) - dir. Greta Gerwig