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Lazuli / fem / hazbin hotel and helluva boss fanatic / I'm new to this whole writing thing but I try/ I write headcanons(and occasionally draw)/ feel free to submit your own hc ||(this is a side blog)|| requests : open!
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Anonymous asked:

I meant general relationship hcs! Can I request for hcs of what they’re like on a date when you're done with my request? Thanks!

fiona-my-love answered:
What Stolas, Husk, Blitzo, and Alastor are like on dates

Of course! I’ll finish this first since it’s what I thought what you meant originally, so I already made some of it!!

Stolas

- Oh my! You want to go out with him? Well, then he might as well prepare an entire festival for you!!

- But in all seriousness, he’s quite over the top. But at the end of the day, he kind of prefers to stay indoors and just decorate.

- But it’s pretty 50/50, depends on his mood! He’ll either treat you to a fancy restaurant or just decorate his dining hall for you, and end the date off with you two heading to the bedroom. ifykyk

- Despite being a horny bastard, he’s quite the gentleman on dates!

- He’ll always be courteous to you, opening each door for you and paying the bill.

- He’s pretty good at giving compliments, you gotta admit. He knows just how to fluster you!

- But say anything back and he’s lovestruck, beet red, and turned on.

- He thinks you look absolutely ravishing, no matter what you wear! You’re his queen/king/royal, how could you not be stunning?

- Very good with small talk, but he can get burnt out if you don’t talk much. Just make sure to seem interested in him and you’ll have a great time!

Blitzo

- He’s.. quite creative, you have to admit!..

- His dates are rarely something as simple as getting lunch. Nono, he wants them to be memorable.

- So, what’s his idea of memorable? Hmm..

- Sneaking into a horse riding class on earth. Murder. Arson. Treason. Theft. Public indecency.

- So yeah.. have fun with that!

- But at the end of the day, one of his favorite things to do with you is just kick back, relax, order some food, and cuddle on the couch while watching shitty romcoms.

- He doesn’t really care what you guys do, honestly. You guys could literally be sky diving and he’d just be happy to be with you.

*LITERALLY FALLING FROM AN AIRPLANE THATS HUNDREDS OF FEET IN THE SKY*

“OH SHI- Hey, have I ever told you how pretty your eyes are?”

- But at the same time, he likes it when dates mean something.

- For example, murdering your ex together!

- But seriously, he loves to just spend time with you in places you went to when you were still in the crushing phase.

Alastor

- Oh boy! He’s quite the gentleman, he’ll take you anywhere you want! It’s not like anyone can turn him down!

- Loves dancing with you, he’d absolutely adore to go on a date where you two just dance to his favorite songs!

- He’s always dressed to the nines! And by that, I mean dressed to the 1900s!

- Not particularly a fan of newer fashion. But hey, he’d be more than happy to fetch you some clothing from his time period if you so wish!

- He spoils you absolutely rotten! You are his one and only, after all!

- Oh, what’s that darling? You’d like some dinner? Why, of course! He’d say, before going on a killing spree, on the search for the perfect meat. Only the finest for his beloved!

- Would absolutely melt if you cooked for him.

- He actually enjoys cooking with you! He’s pretty good at cooking, and by that I mean he’s good at cooking people.

- All in all, he’s a classy guy who likes to show his darling the finer parts of this afterlife!

Husk

- Let’s get one thing straight. He’s just not really all that romantic of a guy.

- But hey, if you want to go out, then who is he to deny you?

- He’d be more than happy to spend some of his hard-earned gambling money to treat you to a lovely dinner at the local bar.

- He’s gotta admit, he loves the way you get so happy whenever you go out together.

- And my god does he love to see you dressed up all fancy, just for him. As much as he is a grump, he’s really fell for you!

- If you go shopping together, he’ll act annoyed when he has to help carry your bags, but if you offer to carry them all by yourself he’d act like you’re asking too much of him.

- He also acts reluctant to spend money on you out of embarrassment, but he refuses to let you pay for anything.

- He may be a bit of a gentleman with you, but that doesn’t mean he’s gotta be happy about it!

- He really likes going to bars with you. Shots on him, obviously.

- To give him the benefit of the doubt, he’s really trying to be a gentleman, but don’t expect him to last more that an hour without getting blackout drunk.

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#helluva stolas#helluva boss x reader#helluva boss#helluva blitzo#blitzo x reader#stolas x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel#alastor headcanons#hazbin hotel husk
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Anonymous asked:

I’ve got a headcanon request for ya’, chief! I kinda’ like, just want to see Alastor’s reaction if someone tried to hurt his S/O. Does he go absolutely nuts or is he eerily calm about it? You don’t need to answer this if you’ve got too much on your plate. No worries. :D

bad-and-drawn-that-way answered:

heya luv! i absolutely love these types of scenarios so i’m more than happy to oblige!

  • alastor is the type who cares about appearances. no matter what he has to appear as if he is in control. heartless. cunning. but even he has his limits
  • if he was there when someone tried to hurt his S/O 
  • he would appear eerily calm, crushing them in an instant with whatever warped dark magic he has up his sleeve that will give them the worst and utterly unbearable ending possible, all with a toothy grin
  • he’d simply take your hand afterwords and say “well that was rather unpleasant. come along deary lets held back, shall we?” as calm and chipper as can be.
  • if you notice the way his voice crackles despite the forced grin you don’t say anything
  • its not until the two of you are back at the hotel and behind closed doors that he drops the act. he knows being with you meant you being in more danger than any “normal” resident of hell would be placed under but it doesn’t make him any less fearful of harm coming your way
  • he’s not the type to love easily, so if you’re dating its a delicate and uneasy process for him at times
  • after checking you over a thousand times and back for injuries he would insist on staying glued to your side for the rest of the day
  • its moments like these where he shows his extremely rare clingy side, a more vulnerable side of him for your eyes only and i cannot stress enough how rare it is
  • if he wasn't there when someone tried to hurt his S/O
  • the second he heard that you’d been harmed? charlie was actually afraid for a moment the amount of dark uncontrolled magic the unresponsive demon was producing would actually destroy the hotel
  • he snapped his microphone stick in hand, all with a strained smile as he tried to keep himself from going berserk
  • miracle upon miracles though, he was nothing but a classy gentleman. one completely capable of keeping his emotions under control, wouldn’t do good to give the audience a wrong impression after all
  • even when it turns out you weren’t even that badly injured and hes checked you over the second angel helped bring you back in, alastor still wont be satisfied until hes taken care of things
  • he waits until you’re settled, 100% okay, and asleep that night before he heads out to destroy the dimwitted soul that injured you
  • no one was around to hear the screams, but even if there had been someone to witness the slaughter it wouldn’t have made much of a difference. not a drop of blood or gore was left behind to be seen in the alley either way
  • by the time he would get back and crawl into bed with you it would be well into the night
  • he’d attempt to be subtle but if you awoke while he slipped under the covers he’d simply press a kiss to the top of your head and go back to sleep now that hes gotten rid of the nightmares
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#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#headcanons#yooo
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Anonymous asked:

Is it okay to request a yandere Striker x imp reader? Like she is a part of IMP and he instantly takes a liking to her rough and tough nature... but he always wants to break her like a wild mustang? So after she and Moxxie find his special sniper rifle and he takes care of Moxxie and Millie, he ties reader up and gags her to bring back with him?

jester-writing-things answered:

Yandere Striker with an imp reader

  • Striker had taken a liking to you, as soon as you and your coworkers showed up he has been nothing but nice to you and went out of his way to make sure your every need was taken care of
  • It was of how nice he was to you compared to everyone else, he just brushed them aside and ignored them but snapped when anyone got too close to you
  • It was agitating because you could fend for yourself, you kept telling him that, he would say you’re strong but you still need a man in your life. That pissed you off and you stormed off
  • He had followed you, but Millie was around the corner, so you ran to her and he left you be. He was so clingy for a farmhand! Millie was confused but you just told her you wanted some space from that creep. She understood and didn’t push further, you turned back and saw Striker go into the house, much to your relive.
  • You were talking to Millie, you were going to tell about how weird that farmhand had been to you when you both heard an smash. She froze and turned towards her families house. “Moxxie! What if he got hurt?!” She turned around and ran back towards the house. You hurried after her and when you got to the Moxxie, Striker was about to kill him.
  • Millie freaked out and grabbed the knife on his belt and started to stab him in the side, he quickly knocked her off and that’s when you noticed the rifle...that could kill Stolas...that could kill ALL OF YOU
  • You hadn’t been noticed yet, he was ranting on to Millie and Moxxie so you ran to get the gun and before you could grab it, a hand grabbed yours. You froze, you knew who that pale orange hand belonged to.
  • “Now now, there’s no need to worry bout yerself or yer friends. I won’t kill any of ya. Especially not you, now how about we talk a bit? You could work with me, aren’t you sick of people walking all over you?” He continued on but you ignored it, you were scared and looking for a way out.
  • You took a deep breath and put in a smile. You moved closer to him and used your free hand to caress his face and guide him into a kiss. He let go of your hand to wrap an arm around your waist, and you took that opportunity to grab the rifle and hit him with the butt of it.
  • He staggered back and you fell down, you quickly aimed the gun at him. He was laughing, but still approaching you. Fuck, you didn’t want to have to kill him! You closed your eyes and pulled the trigger.
  • Silence, that all you heard. You opened your eyes and Striker stood there, grinning. “It ain’t fucking loaded sweetheart, you know, I shoulda expected that from you,” he was closing in on you, you were alone. He’s stronger than you. You were terrified. “Ya got so much fight in ya, it’s amazing, yer’re like a wild mare. Full off fight and sass, but every horse has a breaking point. I’ve already tamed a horse, let’s see if I can tame a fussy imp.”
  • He pounced you and slammed your head into the floor, leaving you dazed, you tried to get up and run, you couldn’t fight! His tail caught your leg and pulled you back. You tried to scream only for him to cover your mouth.
  • You couldn’t breathe, you were going to die here! You tried to shake free but couldn’t. He had you pressed against his chest, you had no way to get free!
  • “Don’t worry, yer not gonna die, just pass out. I’ll take you far away from here. You’ll be safe with me.” He kept talking but the world around you started to blackout, you couldn’t hear anymore, everything went black.
  • When you woke up, you appeared to be in some sleazy motel, everything flashed back to you and you tried to get up but couldn’t. You were tied up, your mouth was gagged, you were a prisoner.
  • “I’ll get him next time...” An all too familiar voice said. You started thrashing, you wanted to get as far away from him as possible! “Aw, yer awake, that’s good to know. Sorry about tying ya up, but I figured you’d try to pull a runner.” You were in the floor and he looked down at you from the bed.
  • You tried desperately to free yourself but couldn’t, your wrist were getting cut up from the rope but you couldn’t feel it. “Ye know yer friends were a pain in the hide. They put up such a fight. After dealing with you I didn’t have time to kill them. I just threw them in the basement and then yer boss attacked me. I messed up my mission because of you five. But I suppose that’s ok, I got a new pet out of it.”
  • He reached down to touch your face and you let out a muffled scream. He laughed as you struggled on the floor. “Yer gonna wear yerself out ye know. Take it easy yer’re safe with me. I’d never hurt one my pets unless I had to.”
  • You couldn’t help but cry, your friends had no way of tracking you down and they were your only hope of getting away from this creep. You prayed he’d slip up and you could get away, you don’t fucking know where you are but you’d rather take your chances out there than in here...
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peachesandcremes asked:

May I request a small fix or head canon (your choice) of Alstor with an SO who has the same sense of humor like his? She's like the only one who laughs at his horrible dad jokes and stuff? It's okay if not

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a-girl-withouta-face answered:

Alastor with an s/o that laugh at his dad jokes/have the same humor Headcanons

GIF by jokerlives
  • You both understand eachother a lot , even though some people doesn't get his jokes your still the main one in the crowed laughing up a storm when he cracks up a dad joke.
  • In the hotel he would be on stage telling jokes infront of the demons and hotel staff and he would sometimes tell jokes with you on stage to make everyone laugh.
  • Some people say his jokes are bad but you don't understand why , they are just that funny and he would laugh whenever you made a joke so you would laugh together and never get bored of eachother.
  • You found him funny and hes glad to know that you understand his humor because he understands yours.
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#alastor x reader#alastor headcanons#sorry i died haha#i forgot I existed for a second there
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Name:

Valiantly Vi Blairtonn

Nicknames:

Ali Dust and Vi

Species:

Puppet-Spider Demon

Gender:

Female

Age:

13

Status:

Born in Hell (created by witchcraft)

Sexuality:

Lesbian

Relationship Status:

Single

Relationship:

Vincent Blairtonn (Father)

Angel Dust (Father)

Aunts:

Niffty

Bates

Charlie

Vaggie

Molly

Uncles:

Alastor

Husk

Nicolas

Arakniss

Grandmothers:

Victoria Blairtonn

Grandfathers:

Anthony Blairtonn

Heroin

Friends/Cousin:

Missy Blairtonn

Lyanna Blairtonn

Phillip Blairtonn

Valerie Magne

Bast

Abaddon

Enemies:

Valentino

Vox

Personality:

Caring (Only towards her family/friend)

Flirty

Dramatic

Sadistic

Violent

Sarcastic

Likes:

Drugs

Italian Food

Cooking

Coffee

Magic/witchcraft

Dislikes:

Storms

Being touched

Being bossed around

Liars

Disrespect

Being used

Abilities:

Spider Abilities

Dark Magic

Flying

Multilingualism

Occupation:

None at the moment

Currently Living in:

Hell

Place of birth:

Hell

Backstory:

TBA

Magic: 65/80

Intelligence: 50/80

Strength: 56/80

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