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icarus was my best friend

@sandpapersnowman / sandpapersnowman.tumblr.com

lyric, 26, any pronouns! ao3 and ko-fi are sandpapersnowman. other links are in sidebar on desktop!
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aphel1on

i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good

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shadrow

The smash hit of the summer.

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alexacadia

I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!

I’m… shook

Well I heard this with my own ears and now you must also.

JESUS

Y’KNOW WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT BELONGS IN?

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kira-the-cat

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING CATCHY?!

how

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imlizy

great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly

go white boy

sarcastic dog. dog that has contempt for you

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so yesterday at work I was in a weird position on the floor (in front of customers ofc) and a fart slipped out. and I tried to blame it on my shoes by saying like "oop, excuse my squeaky sneakers haha" and instead I got mixed up and just said "excuse me"

so. I have that going for me I guess

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