Milkin' Spermy

Skull and Mushroom Lamps

Occult Crystal Co on Etsy

Teen Titans by Gabriel Picolo

I'm in love with their style!!!

Modern Male Witch Project, by Brenna-Ivy on Tumblr and Society6

Arts :)

Lily Padula (USA) - 1: Lighting The Way, Crystal Cave GIF  2,3,4: Selected Images From Aliens Exist Zine  5: Burning Bridges, Personal work  6: Pushing Up Daisies, Personal work

Demon boyfriend

Caption: [I’m going to summon a demon boyfriend and this here’s why. Demons have signed a contract with the dark lord Satan. This means they’re not afraid of commitment. This is already a step above men. Further, demons are from hell and I will be going to hell because I am gay. And I bet that means they already have a house, a nice job, a pension, a 401k. Sign me up. This last one is purely aesthetic but most demons have wings and horns. Your man, could never.]

Aleea Rae on Instagram / Redbubble / Etsy

gay_irl

just as gay but not as talented lmao

Father is a acrobat. His daughter inherited all his talent genes. 

(Source)

I’m obsessed.

This woman is operating on a level I cannot begin to comprehend.

I'm-

y’all are missing the best part

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates approriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.