maturity is truly being able to hold both of these truths in your head simultaneously
I like to think that Arbok's hood patterns are influenced by their environment. When they evolve, they can take on the markings of their parent, or maybe they take after the trainer who raised them (who may or may not have an intimidating look to them)
my brother just said, to my face, "i wish we were twins so i could have ate you in the womb"
since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"
kienava reblogged
sometimes i wish i had facial hair
like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool
perfect
im not coming back to tumblr i just needed to find this post in order to dunk on my younger self. you absolute baby buffoon. you dumbass
billie eyelash what have u done,,
YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
i may be stupid
you shut your whore mouth
i won’t hesitate bitch
stop being mean to me
when this post hits 69420 im turning off reblogs
YES I MISSED THE DEADLINE everyone shut up. on april 20 reblogs are going off for realsies this time. cash in while you can
Readers have context you may want to know: It is May 3.
nowhere else
hold on a second man…
@insect-p0sitivity tags peer approved
my apologies, madam. if i knew you were a weird and strange woman i would have followed immediately
kienava reblogged
You all feel the breaking of something as you go your separate ways. But not everything is forever. Not every story gets ground down to a bitter end. Most of you left standing, scattered across the world, to start telling new stories.
I know that it can be difficult not to view the world through the lenses of your traumas and how natural it is to learn to bite because words never worked for you. I know how we form instincts from traumas in the past to keep us safe in the present.
That doesn’t mean those instincts are always correct.  That doesn’t mean they’re always keeping us safe. That doesn’t mean everyone who triggers us is actually dangerous and deserves to be bitten. 
You have to learn to tell the difference.
I LOVE THIS
never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
can people stop saying insane things on this post