honestly supernatural outliving tumblr is the biggest plot twist of this decade

OH MY GOD

You know just how long 2018 has been? You know how long?

Did you even remember there was an Olympic games this year? Because I didn’t. I thought oh, last year. No. There was a winter Olympics in Korea and I forgot about it.

You know how long this year has been? The tide pod thing happened in January of this year

The royal wedding was only in May I am so upset

UNMUTE THIS

😩😩😂😂😂😂

“Turn one way and stick with it, Tina.  TINA, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TURN AWAY OR STOP!  THE BRAKES, TINA!  THE LEFT– YOU’RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT CAR!  THE BRAKES!  HIT THE BRA–!”

[thud]

“Ohhhh my god it’s bad.”

Terrible maps

I’m waiting for a map that’s terrible, where are they?

Brazil is there, so i’m happy

When something is wrong with one of the sides and they pretend they are ok and Virgil is just like “bitch yeah right”

The other sides: *try to hide fears and insecurities from the side that literally embodies all their fears and insecurities*

Virgil:

Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

Me, whenever the DuoLingo owl starts harassing me to do my practice

Things I would love to see in the Winter Soldier and Falcon TV series

Edge of paper enlarged 100x by an electron microscope

Next time you get a paper cut, think of this image! 

You’re welcome!

SO THAT’S WHY IT HURTS SO MUCH

This hurts just looking at it. The ghost of all my papercuts past are screeching. 

hmmm

Whenever someone posits that people are ‘lazy’ I’m reminded of the fact that if you leave humans in a room with some blocks and no instructions they will literally make up their own tasks to carry out because humans just fuckin love having stuff to do and objectives to work towards

In one of my psych courses we learned about a study where a person was left in a room with nothing but a box that would SHOCK THEM painfully if they touched it. After awhile, everyone touched the box and got shocked to hell and back. Now, this isn’t that abnormal. What’s abnormal is that everyone then sat there for a few minutes and then TOUCHED THE BOX AGAIN. And got shocked AGAIN! Moral of the story: People fucking hate being bored. They would rather be in IMMENSE PAIN than be bored.

Can we just take a minute and talk about real friendship?

One more time Bucky was wiped. The WS attacked Avengers. He tried to kill Captain pushing him into elevator’s shaft. But after all Steve helps Bucky to get out of the sinking helicopter cause he’s his friend. James is the only person from Steve’s time. He doesn’t care about what HYDRA did to him. Steve sees his true nature and he knows that Bucky is a good person. And he is gonna do anything for his old friend.

I think it’s precious ♥️

P.S.: really sorry for my English 🙈

Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

Also, most American restaurant portions are 100% intended as two meals’ worth of food. Some of my older Irish relatives still struggle with the idea that it’s not just not rude to eat half your meal and take the rest home, it’s expected. (Apparently this is somewhat of an American custom.)

Until you’re hitting the “fancy restaurant” tier (the kind of place you go for a celebration or an anniversary date), a dinner out should generally also be lunch for the next day. Leftovers are very much the norm.

From the little time I’ve spent in Canada, this seems to be the case up there as well.

the portions in family restaurants (as opposed to haute cuisine types) are designed so that no one goes away hungry.

volume IS very much a part of the american hospitality tradition, and Nobody Leaves Hungry is important. but you have to recognize that it’s not how we cook for ourselves, it’s how we welcome guests and strengthen community ties.

so in order to give you a celebratory experience and make you feel welcomed, family restaurants make the portions big enough that even if you’re a teenage boy celebrating a hard win on the basketball court, you’re still going to be comfortably full when you leave.

of course, that means that for your average person with a sit-down job, who ate a decent lunch that day, it’s twice as much as they want or more. that’s ok. as mentioned above, taking home leftovers is absolutely encouraged. that, too, is part of american hospitality tradition; it’s meant to invoke fond memories of grandma loading you down with covered dishes so you can have hearty celebration food all week. pot luck church basement get-togethers where the whole town makes sure everybody has enough. that sort of thing. it’s about sharing. it’s about celebrating Plenty.

it’s not about pigging out until you get huge. treating it that way is pretty disrespectful of our culture. and you know, contrary to what the world thinks, we do have one.

Flip your phone upside down

worth it

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

people who often say sorry even when it’s not their fault or it’s not in their control probably do it because when they were younger they were often blamed for things that weren’t their fault or weren’t in their control

Voltron ends in exactly one month mood:

I don’t know how I feel about this.