someone: bear in mind…..

me:

that video of somebody putting makeup on an egg and somehow making that egg looks exactly like 89% of instagram just explains makeup culture more thoroughly than anyone on here ever could

in case you guys don’t know what i’m talking about

Jame Charles, looking fresh to death as always

the dread wolf rises

Why is it that from 12 am to 4 am water enters a state where it is so much better in every way

Because you are tired your higher brain functions shut down, leaving only your ancient fish brain. It likes the splash

Cam confirm I had two glasses of water in one sitting and it was the shit

you have pleased your brain fish

Hey @biggest-gaudiest-fish , heres your reminder

Hehe splish splash

is the gaming channel back yet?

day 1: no

day 2: no

day 3: no

day 4: no

day 5: no

day 6: no

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day 29: no

here’s a tip: don’t yell at me

Shane: *says something vaguely humorous*

Andrew:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?

This makes me so uneasy

These are the people who turn out to be criminals

cats don’t understand what it means when you give them kisses ):

good news tho!!  they understand it 2 a point (i was distraught about this post so i looked it up)

cats don’t kiss like humans but they do appreciate human touch and feel loved when u kiss and pet them

they don’t understand kisses but they accept them as forms of affection n love

ur cat knows u love them

Sheep comforts dog after it protected their herd from wolves.

Good boy

The goodest of boys

That’s right!

Warriors protect and defend those they care about and love.

Train to fight!

Always seek and cherish Manliness!

WarriorMale

not to Discourse but I’m a cis man and my partner is an afab enby and if you call us a “straight couple” I will personally come to your house tie you to a chair and make you listen to a podcast about gender identity on endless repeat

this is specifically @ the people who saw us at pride together and saw them wearing a “THEY/THEM” button and still referred to them as my “girlfriend” you’re all cancelled thanks

it’s called respecting queer people juice

y'know the really amazing thing about the notes on this post - apart from just the sheer number of people who are, like, viscerally terrified of the existence of a person who isn’t cis - is how many of them are responding to things that aren’t here. specifically, you’ll notice I said nothing about my sexuality. I didn’t say I identified as non-het, or that I considered myself part of the LGBTQIA community. on the flip side, I also didn’t give you any reason to believe I’m not bi, or that I’ve never been in a relationship with a cis man. y'all know nothing about my sexuality from this post and you don’t need to and I’m not going to tell you about it now because! this post! was not! about me!

it was about respecting my partner’s identity. and the fact that they don’t get that respect from people in the exact community that they should be able to count on getting it from.

ie, you.

they are not het or cis, and no relationship they are in will ever be a “straight relationship” because they. are not. het. or. cis.

everyone in the notes gatekeeping me because I’m “not oppressed”? I never said I was. the person you’re really attacking and invalidating by shitting on this post is them, a pansexual nonbinary person who is unerasably queer.

huh. it’s almost as if the whole “we can’t let straight men use queerness to worm their way into our community” discourse is just an excuse to hate trans people, isn’t it.

I mean while we’re at it let’s not overlook the fact that dating an enby is not very straight of OP, yet people are still lining the fuck up to pretend he’s some sort of invader.

And people wonder why I give them shit about trying to call a relationship straight.

Orientations are for people, not relationships, and if people would just fucking learn that then maybe they’d stop throwing queer people under the bus in the way that the OP is talking about.

no offense to myself but why tf did I form an emotional attachment with dnp 

full offense to myself because why the fuck did i do that, i should’ve been more clever

hi an age gap of 25-30 is NOT the same as an age gap of 15-20 thank u for coming to my ted talk

THE BEST VERSION OF THIS POST HONESTLY. 

straight people who think they can use the word ‘faggot’ are probably the same people who don’t know ‘cracker’ doesn’t refer to the food but to the act of cracking a whip

#i actually did not know that #it’s almost as if white society wants to completely erase the fact that white people once were literal slavedrivers #who could have known

self aware white people are beautiful 

Brooo i thought it was bc of like the fucking colour

And that is why cracker is not the same as the n word. Not even close.

The n word carries the history of black people being enslaved and oppressed and put down for centuries, and the word cracker carries the history of the people doing the enslaving and oppressing

Not the same at all

well that was educational

Listen I would die for Jameela Jamil

I just… love her… so much we don’t deserve her

When you’ve got low self esteem and are having a bad day