I'm Trash™

bloody outfits from hannibal (NBC)

"he's evil" no he's not. he's just my lil man. ok, maybe a little, but he's still just my funky lil man. "he's killed people" okay, and?? he's just quirky that's all. but he's also got great style, and i think he'd give really good hugs :)

happy hugh dancy pumpkin season <3

Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

Ah, the Mary Suez.

hundreds of years of language evolution and innumerable events had to line up in the exact right order for that pun to make sense.

This.

Coming out is not some rite of passage allowing you to finally be proud of yourself. Read that again. You should be proud of yourself because you have jumped into deep and unknown territory on a quest to explore who you are. It’s a journey we, sadly, often start alone. We feel lost. We are in the dark, with no one to guide us. On this quest, we face many challenges. We have to fight self-doubt, denial, fear, society, and monsters. It’s scary. Every day we have to find the strength to take a step closer to accepting ourselves in a world where many discourage us not to. It’s one heck of a quest. The journey you are on takes courage. And a lot of it. It’s hard. And that’s why I don’t want you to think that you need to be out to be proud. For real, please take a moment to realize this. You are on a journey most people will never have to endure. Don’t you see how strong you are? If you are not already telling yourself this, I will: Dear beautiful, brave soul; I am so proud of you. Continue your quest. You will make it. All of us have your back. You are not alone. Never forget this. Stay proud. ~ Roderick

hey! I'm fucking crying! I will most likely never be able to come out to my family, or marry someone I truly love without cutting them off completely from my life. so having this reminder that I'm still worth something, even while I'm in the closet? it means more to me than anything my parents have said to me in a long time.

I made some mspec positivity/solidarity memes!

[Image ID: Four bodybuilder arms clasp hands in the middle. Each of the four arms has a different label to it; "pan people", "poly people", "bi people", "omni people". The centre at which they are clasped together has the label "Being 100% valid in their interpretation of their relationship with attraction". End ID]

[Image ID: Once again, four bodybuilder arms clasp hands in the middle. Each of the four arms has a different label to it; "pan people", "poly people", "bi people", "omni people". The centre at which they are clasped together has the label "Respecting each other as well as ourselves". End ID]

[Image ID: Two hands shake in the centre. One hand has the label "Bisexuals", the other "Pansexuals". A label where the two hands meet reads "Respecting that previously the different labels have been used by exclusionists to demonize members of the other community, but that neither of us is inherently bi-, pan- or transphobic and that interpreting sexuality differently doesn't invalidate either of us". End ID]

[Image ID: Four people stood close to each other, smiling together at a labelled phone camera held up by one member of the group. Each person has a different label: "bi people", "poly people", "pan people", and "omni people". The label at which they are all smiling at reads "Knowing that some people will try to divide our communities, but that our attraction labels are not transphobic and we are all supportive of other mspec communities". End ID]

[Image ID: Once again, four people stood close to each other, smiling together at a labelled phone camera held up by one member of the group. Each person has a different label: "bi people", "poly people", "pan people", and "omni people". The label at which they are all smiling at reads "Deserving support and respect". End ID]

poly 🤝 pan 🤝 bi 🤝omni

Pink and blue

me, thinking I'm bisexual: wow there aren't that many bisexual posts, huh? I've seen this one 4 times in a day. <br>

me, figuring out I may be polysexual: wow I scrolled to the bottom of google. Never thought I'd do that.

breaking news! I'm a polyromantic greysexual polyamorous demi-girl. in short, I'm fucked. relatable? i hardly know her

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe

Discontinued

Recalled due to several unfortunate incidents

entire shipment ruined

lesbians be like “i wanna fall in love with a farmer and raise chickens and grow flowers with her somewhere in the woods” but then turn around and go “i want to get into a heated sword fight with my lover where she spares my life /after/ tipping my head up with the blade of her sword”. it’s me. i’m lesbians

I’m so relieved to find out this is still as funny today as it was at 3am immediately before I passed out

I've seen this tik tok so many times and it's so fuckin funny

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being a gay christian....just means ur uncomfy all the time

‘pop’ is pretty heinous but like, I’ll accept it, yknow? it’s just the other half of ‘soda-pop,’ like how ‘cab’ and ‘taxi’ are the two halves of ‘taxicab.’ it’s fine. it’s chill.

but coke? that’s a fucking brand name! of a specific drink with a specific flavor! that shits RUDE, it’s CONFUSING, it’s DOWNRIGHT NONSENSICAL! fuckin misusing the art of language to confound your fellow man! the gall! learn some fucking respect

No it just happens sometimes. Its like jell-o, kleenex, popsicle, scotch tape. It just happens.

But that’s not a good parallel at all. You can’t compare calling Sprite “coke” like a lawless heathen to the classic linguistic phenomenon of generic trademarks / proprietary eponyms, and I’ll tell you why:

MEANWHILE, Coca-Cola is a specific kind of soda with its own distinct flavour. When Coca-Cola makes other flavours, they’re called “vanilla Coke,” “cherry Coke,” etc. but “Coke” is still its own standalone flavour, a wholly other Thing apart from the “special” flavours the company produces. 

It would make far more sense if people used ‘coke’ the way we use ‘scotch tape’; that is, to denote only those sodas that are similar in appearance and taste to Coca-Cola (Pepsi, RC, Shasta Cola, etc.). I could see all of those being lumped in under a generic term ‘coke’. I could even see it being extended to all brown sodas, even though comparing Root Beer to Coke is like comparing a badger to a zebra just because they’re both black-and-white mammals. You’re on thin fucking ice but at least there’s still some semblance of logic.

But no. You southerners, who bask in your sun and heat and chew upon your wheat stems with the indifference of an armadillo in the face of oncoming traffic, you who revel in lawlessness and chaos, you linguistic delinquents who fear neither God nor man, 

you are really going to look at a list of drinks that includes such variety in taste and apperance as Sprite, Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Code Red, Orange Fanta, and Dr. Pepper, and call it all “Coke.” 

You’re going to picture, in your mind, a clear, lemon-lime fizzy drink and request “coke.” And then when asked “what kind?” you will not say “Coke Zero,” “Diet Coke,” or “Cherry Coke,” no. You will answer “Sprite,” like an animal, like a feral possum who knows the ways of right and wrong and chooses wrong just to spite its creator. 

And then you have the gall to say it’s an eponym as valid as ‘Jello’. No. You tossed your logic into the dumpster fires of the underworld long ago, you cannot justify it now. You cannot tell me you don’t know your own crimes. “It’s all coke,” you say, and you taste the sin of it on your tongue, and you laugh. Know this, that you are inviting judgment upon yourself and one day you will be devoured by the sun.

As a southerner, this is the funniest damn thing I’ve ever read.

I’m from Alabama. Members of my family have ordered Coke, and when asked, “What kind?” replied, “Sweet tea.” Where is your God now?

You guys are feral I swear to god…

y'all are the reason God has abandoned us tbh

this that your bedroom