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me: this is a background character who's in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.

behindthename.com:

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"i'm your parent you can talk to me about anything" *boss health meter appears*

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blocking a mutual-in-law you find annoying is a move I fully support but imagine trying to do that irl. like hi aunt myrna would you like to come to my thanksgiving dinner? we would LOVE to have you there. btw your loser husband jeff is not allowed in he has to stand outside the door the whole time

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