Consulting Mathematician

why is this so funny

I mean, I kinda had to ;P

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If you’re reading this I believe in you but also don’t make a big deal out of it cause you’re like a big dork or whatever

It’s cool don’t embarrass me

OH MY GOD

ike fretting over soren and making sure he doesnt have leaves in his hair and that his robes aren’t twisted and that he isn’t too hot or cold or exhausted from marching around all day and he asks how he’s FEELING is he COMFORTABLE has anyone been giving him TROUBLE and ofc soren matches every word asking if he has QUESTIONS about the company or their surroundings he can answer to soothe any ANXIETIES ike may have and both of them are like oh no! im fine what about you! stupid and gay

I’m here for this.

patience

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@otahkoapisiakii AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! xDDDDD

@femme-aphrodite

the cerulean warbler is native to the eastern portion of the united states, with a wintering range in south america. these small warblers feed off of insects and fruit, mainly catching insects in flight. they are currently considered ‘vulnerable’ by the iucn, as they are the fastest declining warbler species; habitat loss has taken a huge toll on their population, which has plummeted in recent years.

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tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being

wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse

im glad this was so relatable to the general public

“I’ll DM you,” I said.

You sit patiently, expecting a private message at any moment. There’s a knock at your door. It’s me, dressed in a surprisingly well made wizard robe, arms full of books and dice.

“Roll for initiative.” I utter.

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour