Ya truly love to see it!

The kids are alright.

you: the kids are alright

me, sobbing: oh my gosh the kids are alright

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

Reblogging for some added help for the coming months

Borrowing my sister's PS4 while I am in quarantine. Finally started KH3. And all I'm thinking watching the first Riku cutscene is..... 'Damn, I want those gloves.....'

Okay so I finally made it to arendelle *AKA* Frozen world and I'm playing through and apparently they're going to make me sit through all the songs from this movie?! the entirety of let it go and now I'm on do you want to build a snowman..... really Disney?

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

Legolas ghostwrote this

seriously, dwarves get their honey-do list done in quick time but if you ask your elven spouse to pick up milk, it’ll be cheese before they get home with it

Plus I'd love life in a mine/mountain. The sun is overrated 😎

Pokemon Mugs made by moonborn

guys what day of the week were you born on? i was born on a tuesday

wait u all know that nursery rhyme about like “monday’s child”

I forget how much of the X-Men movie verse is just

Charles: my old friend, my love, we could have retired to a house by the sea where no one knows us and I would have kissed you in the sunshine and tenderly fed you fresh fruit every day for breakfast had shit not gotten real. Please reconsider your decision to kill us.

Erik: I still dream of that house by the sea and making love to you every night and bringing you your tea made just how you like it every morning, my love, my old friend. I'm gonna kill you now.

This is still so relevant…

This is 100% me.

GUYS HE DID ANOTHER ONE ( mateusward )

Dear sweet baby Jesus 😍

Steve’s internal monologue 

P.S. I love Nick, Sharon & Tony and I know Steve respects all of them!! But just maybe…not in these particular moments :P

This is the most accurate Steve internal monologue I’ve ever heard.

I’m crying

This is the best thing ever

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

i was born with vape and i will die with vape

I was born with judgy

It is seven o’clock PM. February 28th, 2019. You’re standing in the lobby of a grand theater. The air is warm against your skin, flushed pink from the chill outside. People rush around you like fish caught in the convection current of man-made river. You look down at the tickets in your hands. “Love Never Dies: The Sequel to ‘The Phantom of the Opera.’” You smile as the embossing on the ticket catches the light. Finally, a continuation—closure to your favorite musical of all time.

It is eleven o’clock PM. February 28th, 2019. “FUCK YOU!” Andrew Lloyd Webber cackles as your fingers tighten around his throat. “Fuck you and these tickets you spent all of your birthday money on! Phantom of the Opera is made out of CLOWNS now!” Andrew Lloyd Webber’s flesh is hot under your hands as you shred him to pieces like a rabid baboon. In a secluded manor one thousand miles away, the original Broadway cast members of “Cats” and “Starlight Express” kiss passionately and then commit mass ritual suicide. You are me and you have no money left because you spent it on a musical so bad that your Catholic grandfather told you that he was reminded of both a soap opera and an acid trip. You are crying while typing this.

I’m going to rend Andrew Lloyd Webber limb from limb

I typically treat "Love never dies" the same way I treat that rumored "third" season of Torchwood. I pat the person speaking on the head and say "That never happened, silly."

the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum 

And beauty and beast falls somewhere in the middle

someone do a graph

you rang?

I couldn’t resist

This is the science I’m here for

The Batfamily As Soap

Dick Grayson:

Jason Todd:

Tim Drake:

Damian Wayne:

Duke Thomas:

Bruce Wayne:

Alfred Pennyworth:

Stephanie Brown:

Cassandra Cain:

Barbara Gordon:

you are now your profile image, how fucked are you?