Characters Season 8 Fucked Over

Jaime: had a literal whole ass character change in the space of like 20 minutes of screen time, literally went right back to the man he was in s1 ep1 for no reason other than d&d have some fucked up incest kink and the man who had been through so much from losing his hand to killing his king to charging at a dragon was killed by a brick for absolutely no reason when it made no sense for his arc and if he moved five damn meters away he  would have been right as rain

Cersei: was reduced to and I quote ‘just a girl and she’s just scared and he’s there to comfort her’ like she’s not been the biggest most badass villain for the past 8 seasons, they are seriously telling me she didn’t have a plan and was just going to go out via ceiling when she was ready to kill herself AND TOMMEN in 2x09 just to stop anyone else from hurting them smh and she was killed by a fucking pebble, I guess ‘fuck prophecy’ was absolutely right because it meant nothing, they couldn’t even be consistent with how many children she has because d&d gave cersei the random extra baby in s1 but then maggy said she’s have three children, bullshit its all bullshit 

Tyrion: got everything he ever wanted despite being a murderous kinslayer, who sold out his best friend, one of the two people who had shown him any kind of affection (he ended up killing the other one too) in order to try and get back in Dany’s good books, and who was complicit in genocide and the deaths of his brother and sister (and their unborn child) now he’s lording it over Westeros even though he’s a literal rat

Brienne: got to be a glorified bodyguard, perpetuating the stereotype that if you aren’t stereotypically beautiful, you can’t be loved and have a family. She didn’t even get to be a bodyguard for the person she swore to protect and we have no explanation for this nor did we get to see her reaction to the news that the love of her life has been killed because I guess fuck Brienne rights 

Jon: is literally irrelevant to the plot and all he says is ‘my queen’, was brought back for no reason, sent to the NIght’s Watch for killing a genocidal pyromaniac (???) because Grey Worm, someone with absolutely no authority whatsoever demands he be punished, while he is happy with Tyrion having complete power in KL, and then fucks off to Naarth anyway so the whole thing is completely fucking stupid, oh and him being a literal Targaryen was not relevant at all

Sansa: gets to be QiTN but is completely alone with not ONE named character at her coronation when all she had ever really wanted was her family 

Arya: ‘I’m Arya Stark of Winterfell and I’m going home……….but after I have threatened to murder my sister for a bit and then killed an ice man I will leave to go west of Westeros (????) leaving my family completely alone’

Bran: ………he doesn’t want to be Lord of Winterfell…….he let everything happen, the deaths of thousands of men women and children, just so he could be king????

Daenerys: had the potential to have an AMAZING dark plot twist but it was rushed so the actual significant development happened in like 3 episodes and was killed in the shittest, most underwhelming scene that was clearly written for two entirely different characters (Jaime and Cersei) so it made the scene seem completely ooc and disjointed 

Theon: was killed for absolutely no reason because Bran obviously fucking knew Arya would save him and Bran let Theon die anyway…. for the lols????and especially with Jaime’s death, proving there is no such thing as redemption without dying

Missandei: was introduced to the show in chains and died in chains 

Euron: was meant to be an amazing villain but instead we got……a comedy value squid pirate I mean

Bronn: why the fuck did he want to be master of coin with actual responsibility, thats the literal opposite to everything we’ve ever been told that Bronn wants 

Sam: is grand maester even though he has forged ZERO links on his chain and there are actually fully qualified maesters at the citadel  

Edmure Tully: the man was there when his whole family was slaughtered, held prisoner and was tortured for years, was tricked into betraying his uncle which therefore resulted in the blackfish’s death, and he was brought back for some half arsed attempt at comedy 

The Night King: was literally defeated in about an hour despite having 8 years of build up about how he was the real threat 

Davos: not had anything to do since s6 and probably wishes he died with Stannis 

Melisandre: was essential brought back just to tell Arya to shut some ‘BLUE EYES, green eyes and brown eyes’ even though Arya never actually shut any significant green eyes and spent seven seasons banging on about azor ahai for it to be irrelevant 

Ghost: didn’t even get a goodbye from Jon in 8x04 for no fucking reason 

Nymeria: who?

Rhaegal: was killed by fucking EURON with impeccable aim, despite GRRM saying dragons are nearly impossible to kill, and then immediately after Euron’s aim goes to shit so he should never have been able to kill Rhaegal

Drogon: apparently has a fucking PhD in political science, yet doesn’t kill the man who murdered his mother??

Unnamed Prince of Dorne: is fucking unnamed 

Yara Greyjoy: Theon who? she only knows dany, the genocidal pyromaniac who murdered thousands, her queen

Grey Worm: Literally slaughtered innocents and prisoners of war for no fucking reason 

Varys: was sold out by his best friend because he was trying to protect the kingdom, and has no cock did you know?

Podrick: has a magic cock did you know?

Robb, Catelyn and Rickon’s ghosts: they didn’t even get a fucking mention

Ned Stark’s ghost: ‘the lone wolf dies but the pack survives’ well obviously fucking not since that pack is completely alone

Rhaegar Targaryen’s ghost: literally caused a fucking war, abandoned his wife and made his children bastards and married A LITERAL CHILD because he was so convinced their child would be the prince that was promised………well he’s just Jon Snow apparently and is completely irrelevant

Rickard and Brandon Stark’s ghosts: everyone keeps saying ‘Roberts rebellion was built on a lie’ when they still were brutally fucking murdered by the mad king and that was no fucking lie 

Tywin Lannister’s ghost: Tyrion is his legacy, fucking Tyrion 

Margaery, Loras, Mace and Olenna’s ghosts: Bronn, fucking Bronn. 

this is salty af and i love it.

god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or writing on bathroom walls or ditching class or stealing books from the library cause i got a fine or what have you, and then they gave me lunch detention or ISS and i sat in that dumbass eraser-smelling room and im in My Chair (the chair i always sit in and yell at anyone else who tries to take it), fuming, arms crossed, full of teen angst and hating everyone around me, and AGAIN had to watch this stupid fucking video ive already seen so many times that i know it by heart and every word grates on my eardrums and i’d just see this fuckin familiar face

and i would be ready to LOSE MY SHIT

Villain Origin Story

god imagine Steve giving Peter his Captain America is Disappointed in You face/lecture over something dumb and Peter just fucking dissociating and zoning back in to “Peter! Are you even listening to me???” and looking him in the eye and being like “I’m completely immune at this point. You can’t even touch me.” and walking the fuck away

canon.

the real reason why Peter agreed to fight cap at the airport

I also firmly believe that not a single teen in the MCU would take Captain America seriously. I’m positive he’d be a total meme, and anytime some sort of disaster is happening, all the kids would just laugh, like “good luck.”

The News: Captain America may be our only hope.

High school kids, snorting: What’s he going to do, tell the villain he’s disappointed in them and to make better choices?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gen-X Supervillian confronting cap after years of PSAs: Oh no, it’s the star-spangled saint coming to tell me to make better choices. Whatcha gonna do, Cap, help an old lady cross the street at me?

Captain America, AKA Steve Rogers the pissed-off-Brooklynite who spent his youth getting into alley fights: The fuck are you talking about? Eat fist, dipshit.

Cap leans into it after four villains in a row get thrown for a loop by him insulting their mothers and swearing a blue streak during battles so he plays up the oh-shucks thing during interviews. That works great until the news catches him on camera saying “It was propaganda, you nazi fuckwit” while decking a superpowered alt-right millennial who came to attack a BLM march.

“It Was Propaganda, You Nazi Fuckwit” becomes the next meme. There are photo edits, there are tee shirts.

Steve buys a tee shirt.

“jaime and brienne would never be happy together because jaime would try to force her into a conventional feminine role!!!”

dude, jaime didn’t give her a valyrian steel sword so she could make him a sandwich with it

Imagine how much better the first Avengers movie would have been if Goose had never spit up the Tesseract. Loki spending the entire movie just running bent over through SHIELD chasing a cat that occasionally tries to eat him. 

Sam Wilson asking T’challa the important question.

#tchalla flashing back to shuri’s 20 minute roast about his fursona (americachavez)

Steve: Sam, you’re a bird and I run around in a star-spangled onesie. There is no moral high ground here.

Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity

nick fury watching the events of civil war unfold: carol wouldn’t do this to me

this is legendary

i feel honored to witness this roast

All great suggestions 

This post gets better every time I see it

When my sister and I were lil kids we played two games that were very important and one was called Wonk where we’d each straddle a swing on our playset and then climb up as high as we could in opposite directions and then jump off and swing into each other at full force and whomever hurt the other worse won the round.

And then the other game consisted of someone climbing onto the roof of the backyard shed while all the other kids present threw pinecones at them in an attempt to knock them off the roof. This game had no name but the camaraderie it bred on the pinecone team is what taught us all how to love to this day.

To clean our room we played a game called Demon of the Darkness where my older brother would be lurking outside the door and while the lights were on wed have to climb down off the roof of a little tykes cabin we had and pick up and put away as many things as we could before he reached in and turned out the lights and then ran in on all fours to capture one of us in the pitch darkness and that’s why I know I could survive any monster movie scenario

endgame steve after a few days: yeah so…peggy actually dumped me after like three months bc she realized we weren’t That compatible After having to spend more than Like. 15 minutes at a time together…and eventually married her actual husband..and had kids. so that’s why the timeline didn’t separate! but i got stranded with no WiFi for 50 years bc i didnt have any more pym particles 

sam: bro. What?

steve: I got the ring from the dollar store on the way over here bc i didn’t wanna look dumb :/

bucky: that ships BEEN sailed bro

sam: bro. WHAT?

steve: at one point i almost got polio bc i forgot i never got vaccinated

sam and bucky:

Thor and Steve regularly go out and commit petty crime in front of police officers just for the laughs because like what the hell are they gonna do??? Arrest a norse god??? Put a living legend in handcuffs??? I don’t think so lol Thor take off your pants in front of that cop and see what he does. FUCK da police.

Steve Rogers is a good boy and I will swing on those who say he would commit ANY crime no matter how small

He literally committed a felony in the first 10 minutes of CATFA.

One of the reasons I love Steve Rogers is because he’s always a slut for treason.

Steve Rogers would never commit petty crimes because he only commits capital crimes

The Murder Family of GoT

Murder Mom: Brienne of Tarth

Murder Dad: The Hound (Sandor Clegane)

Murder Daughter: Arya Stark

Murder Uncle: Beric Dondarrion

Murder Grandad: Ser Davos

Murder Cousin: Podrick Payne

WOW, the fact that the Russo brothers HATE how taika watiti developed thor’s character in ragnarok really really fucking jumps out in avengers 4!!! 

in ragnarok, taika:

in avengers 3 and 4, the Russo brothers:

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My fucking hero forever.

Anyway do I have to write this klaus & diego buddy cop fic my damn self or what

It’s not even an AU everything is exactly the same the only difference is Diego didn’t get kicked out of the academy and did end up working as a detective and Klaus doesn’t have a job so he just follows him around 

Diego being assigned his first murder case: I have been training my whole life.. studying.. everyone thinks I’m just here because of my rich daddy but finally I get to prove that I’m capable of-

Klaus sat next to him in a floral moo moo sipping pink lemonade through a curly straw: So bro I talked to the victim she said it was her husband he hit her over the head with a decorative candelabra and hid it in the recycling. Can you believe that? You can’t recycle a candelabra, Diego. 

Jokes aside the AMOUNT of potential for a storyline where like.. Klaus just immediately finds out who the killer is but they still have to actually PROVE it because Diego cannot stand in a court of law and say “this man is the murderer my brother who sees dead people told me” is great

Someone did fan art of this post on Twitter: