and bury us deep in his velvet arms

D-Dog + idle animations

Did you think you were special? Every Player had to give up something. Everybody makes sacrifices

• Family disputes can be settled through suplexing your dad
• Never trust weird old men
• If you find yourself on the brink of death, rip someone’s glowy demon arm off
• If you find yourself naked and being mugged, mug the person mugging you by beating them with a cane and stealing their clothes
• Comfort food is a viable option to heal your soul
• Cool dudes can have their voices crack
• If you want to summon a hot man, start a cult worshiping his dad
• If you yell your partner’s name, you can get new powers
• Fear helicopters with your life
• Never trust large, open rooms
• Having daddy issues and being queer tend to go hand in hand
• If your friend is having a spat with your other friend, maybe explain what’s going on to the first friend before everything escalates
• All you need to survive is a cat, a bird, and a dream
• Sometimes your brother would sell you to Satan for a corn chip, but he still cares about you
• Never trust clowns
• When a man threatens you by saying he’s gonna surpass god, maybe don’t keep his son around and threaten the son’s girlfriend
• Don’t jump into hell unless you are prepared to die and come back a few times
• Maybe the best family members were the ones we met along the way
• Don’t kill the pope unless you are prepared to get boots to the face and a sword through your chest
• Sometimes just going along with it can be more entertaining than not going along with it
• Have friends who you can trust enough not to shoot you in the heart

• Shitposts can lead to some pretty interesting discussions about a series