the thing with the tiktok girlhood barbie movie eras tour feminism is the back of my mind constantly being like. i wonder what all of you were saying about amber heard in 2022
trout reznor (trent reznor if he was a fish): my whole existence is cod
nine inch scales. whatever.
Me to to my cat when I'm getting out the vacuum: please leave the room if this will affect you
ID: a text message with a heart reaction attached to it that is edited to say "are you in the right headspace to receive vacuum noises that could possibly hurt you?" end ID
Who is taylor swift. Has anyone heard of john carpenter's "the thing"
High potential for funniest thing a person could say on this post. Thank you so much
A spin-off of this poll post.
Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams
taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they aren’t.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
Dog
Dog
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
They’re a dog.
yeah they’re fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.
That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks
sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs
Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH
Tags via @jenroses
sharks are smooth dogs
BEHOLD, a SHARK
this post is exclusively for people with dirty rooms
this post is specifically for people who know their room is a mess, but their brain won't let them clean it. this post is for you. I love you and I see you
okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.
cars should not be the dominant mode of transportation but we should keep them around to have sex in
I’m doing a writing day thing and while I’m enjoying it, my friend is sitting at this table and oh my god … she is such an aggressive typer. The entire table shakes while she types and all I can hear is the crazy aggressive typing. I’ve been here since 8 am and it’s now 3:31 and I’m losing my mind. I need to her cool it with the aggressive typing 😭😭😭
Looking for a horse cloud during my cloud gazing session
I feel bad for people in bands who have falling outs bc imagine that one horrific coworker you have and then you quit the job and you’re so relieved to never have to work with them again. But then imagine that for the rest of your life the public never stops haranguing you to get back with that coworker and do one last report/audit/case/equivalent whatever just for old times sake. And you’re like wtf no I hate that guy. Want to check out my cool new job though? And everyone’s like no please make amends with that guy you hate from your old job. And it never lets up until one of you dies
❌🙅♀️🙅♂️🚫STOP!!!!!! This post is NOT 🚫🚫about pop punk‼️‼️‼️This is about PROGRESSIVE‼️ROCK🚫 and the 1️⃣9️⃣ NINETEEN 7️⃣0️⃣ SEVENTIES🙅🙅♀️❌ THINK 💭 BEFORE U TAG!!! Try listening to something true and beautiful‼️🥰